sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me
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tenured professors at a tiny shitty state school are probably some of the most power hungry and frustrating personalities I've ever had the misfortune of interacting with
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rb this and tell me what ur accent is. this has no purpose except the fact i just realized i could have like… mutuals with cockney accents or newfoundland accents or something and thats just wild
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i'll go first my parents almost named me felicity. which would've been so cool but i definitely would've been like 5x crazier if i was named that
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you literally have shitty hide armor and a dull ass shortsword. let me guess. your loot is 6 gold coins too? 🙄
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sometimes i question what life would be like if i went back in time and changed one thing
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it is sooooo funny when professors write their own reviews on rate my professor. like ik you must have had nightmares about that 2.1 average rating LMAOOO
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guys if ur a moot please rb with ur height i need it
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Marluxia: how beautifully ironic that a nobody with no memories was put in charge of castle oblivion….these chains of memories that shackle one’s heart…..
The kid he killed his sister like 1 secret room over: snooooooorrrrrk mimimimimimi snorrrrrrrk mimimimimimi
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This pic is literally what unmedicated adhd feels like if someone ever asks you why you haven’t completed a simple task in 7 months just send them this
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This will be the last post I make like this.
Basically, I'm very physically disabled. Seizures, chronic pain, carpal tunnel, the works. I have a job, but haven't been getting any hours. When I do, a six-hour shift can fuck up my back for days. Like, "can't leave my bed except to get food" levels of fucks up my back.
I use a cane, but it puts a lot of stress on my wrist. I'd really like to get a set of forearm crutches to alleviate it. They're relatively cheap, but I dunno if I'm even making rent next month. (My roommate took over five hundred dollars from me a while ago, and my bank account still hasn't recovered from having to put expenses on a credit card.)
I got around seventy bucks to my name right now, and my paychecks are like $200 a pop, so, y'know. Anything helps. If I can get like 200 in donations TOTAL I should at least be able to make rent? Maybe? Thanks.
P_yp_l: @4mutualaid
C_sh_pp: $4mutualaidpaypal
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