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the left testicle is for logic and forward thinking and the right testicle is for creativity and art
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i loveeeeeee nonlinear storytelling. show me where we are. now show me how we got here. the end before the beginning. show me how it was inevitable or how many chances we had to change things(nothing was ever going to change). let's meet in the middle as all the puzzle pieces slide into place hell yeah that's the good shit.
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ob3 threw up 4 times today and went about his day normally that's called resilience. now he will no longer get after-dinner snacks until tomorrow bc i need to contain his stupid greed
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OMG, IT'S HAPPENING!!!! IT'S HAPPENING, THE FIRST GRAYS!!! OH MY GOD
(thanks @nico-di-genova for providing this groundbreaking news!!!!)
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unpopular opinion: everything matters it’s real and it is that deep
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people in books and tv shows are always getting so upset they throw an untouched meal in the trash. that would never be me. i'd receive the worst news of my life and still be like Let me put this in the fridge.
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Wow bro that sounds really rough *gently places my hand on your cock* I want you to know if you ever need anything I'm always here for you
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rb with whether people assume you’re older or younger than your actual age
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Exactly what happened in the paddock yesterday.


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SELF-POSTING MOIST AND HUMID SCHLONG
#STOPPPPPPPPP#😭😭😭😭🔫#ok that last gun emote was by accident on my emoji keyboard but i'll leave it there
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