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One of the machines broke down at the hyperbole factory. The situation is frustrating, but ultimately manageable.
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Hawk took him
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I didn’t miss that social cue I just thought it was stupid
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i'm never deleting facebook
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Vera Miles in “The Twilight Zone” episode “Mirror Image" which aired on February 26, 1960.
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i think what people tend to forget is that laughing at modern art also counts as having a dialogue with it. like as long as you're respectful of the museum space and whatnot. you are under no obligation to take any of it seriously. when i go to a modern art museum I do engage with every piece and read the blurb and think deeply/discuss its intention and its execution but it doesnt stop me from having a giggle at the ones i think are stupid. often the artist is equally aware that it may be stupid. sometimes that's the point also. it's fun!
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"I have a retainer and a night guard" is something that a 17th century daimyo would say, but a trip to the dentist can leave you uttering the same sentiment...another testament to the kuge(公家)-like existence of jobs that supply dental plans....
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This is the standard winged nightjar and it has one singular stupidly big feather on each wing... if you even care.
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