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YES I AM NOT FUVKING ALONE THANK YOU
EVERYTIME THEY WALK IN THAT DAMN BATHROOM I THINK SOME MOTHERFUCKER IS GONNA HOP OUTTA THAT BATH CURTAIN
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1-10 all the time tho

I’m in love with this 😂
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So Bugs and Coyote just kinda lay around and make out a little and that’s your cartoon right there.
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FINALLY!! SPONGEBOB SWEARING WITH NO EDIT! :DDD
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Overcoming Fears
"Hey! Come outside!" Phil was asleep before he heard yelling from outside. He was awoken by Dan yelling at him from outside. "I've found a way to overcome my fear or trees!" Dan yelled. Phil crawled out of bed and slid his shirt on. He came downstairs to find Dans clothing strewn across the kitchen floor and the door wide open. Phil walked outside rather confused and looked around to see Dans underwear square in the center of their very green backyard. "Phil!" Dan called. "Where are you?" Phil asked. A hand poked out from behind one of the large aspen trees, waved at him and motioned Phil over. He walked over to the tree very slowly, he heard a lot of heavy breathing. "Dan?" He asked, hoping nothing bad had happened to him. And as soon as Phil walked to the other side of the tree he was struck with a very graphic image of a very naked Dan thrusting his hips into and away from the trunk of the tree. "DAN!" Phil yelled, horrified. Dan looked at him with a strained face. Both said nothing and Dan looked back down at what he was doing. Phil looked at the same place and noticed Dans dick. It was rather thick and long. Piled up next to Dan on the ground were a screwdriver with a massive drill bit, a large bottle of lube and a large pile of wood shavings. Phil looked back to Dan and his eyes moved to Dans ass. It looked very soft and tight. He bent down and reached for Dans ass and squeezed it. This earned a short-lived but loud moan from Dan. Phil reached with both hands and squeezed both cheeks. Causing another large moan and Dans face to redden. Phil noticed everything about Dans reaction and found it exciting. His pants began to become a little too tight for him. As he squeezed Dans ass more and more, it turned into slapping his ass till it was bright red like Dans cheeks. After proceeding to remove his own clothes, Phil knelt down and sucked on his finger to wet it. He stuck two of his fingers in Dans asshole and began to pump them in and out. He started slow and moved faster as time passed. He put another finger in and as he was pumping his fingers he started moving them and bending them inside of Dans ass while slowly rubbing his own dick. Phil then took the hand rubbing his dick and reached them up to Dans thrusting dick and felt his balls. Dan tried to say something but it came out in incomprehensible stutters. And just a few seconds later he moaned so loud that all of their neighbors probably heard him. Phil continued thrusting his fingers as Dan kept cumming into the tree. He removed his dick from the self made hole and cum followed his dick in a waterfall down the side of the tree. Phil slowly removed his fingers from Dans ass. Dan slumped forward against the tree and Phil stood up. Once Dan had caught his breath again he whipped around and bent down as Phil was aboot to say something but that something was cut off by his own moan as Phils dick disappeared inside of Dans mouth. Dan was moving along Phils dick rather fast. Dan tightened his mouth around Phils dick and using his tongue, thrust his saliva into Phils dick. Dan curled his tongue around the head and curled his tongue tighter and tighter. Phil all the while was moaning louder and louder and grabbing at Dans hair and shoving his dick down Dans throat. Dan then reached up as soon as every bit of Phils dick was in his mouth and carefully stuffed Phils balls into his mouth along with the rest of his dick, and sucked with all of his mouth strength. This threw Phil into a spasm of choked moans and shaky legs as he came hard into Dans throat. With Phils cum mixed with Dans own saliva splashing down his throat from Phils dick, Dan used the tip of his tongue to lick Phils balls, still in his mouth. When Phil had finished cumming, Dan slowly removed Phils dick from his mouth causing Phils legs to shake beneath him. Dan was back to full length by this time and stood up along with Phil. Phil stood against the trunk of the tree with his round bare ass sticking out towards Dan. Dan knelt down behind Phil, stuck out his tongue and started rimming Phil. He licked along Phils entire ass and down his crack and used his whole tongue to cover Phils anus. Dan then stuck all of his tongue into Phils ass and started licking all around the inside of it Phil released a low moan. Moving his tongue in and out of Phils asshole, Dan had eventually filled his ass with his saliva. He stood up and lined his dick up with Phils asshole. He pushed in, little at a time. Phil gritted his teeth as all of Dans dick had buried itself inside of his ass. They stood like that for a while as Phil got used to Dans size. Dan started moving again, still slowly, he pulled to the end of Phils ass and shoved all or his dick back in rather suddenly. This caused Phil to yell out, in both immense pain and, now, slight pleasure. Dan started shoving in and out at a not-too-fast and not-too-slow pace, Phils pain was all gone and had been replaced with pure pleasure, and he had his eyes softly closed while moaning quietly. His moans were timed with Dans dick whenever he pushed into Phils ass. Dan started to pick up the pace, and he pulled Phils head back and kissed him. Phil kissed back and they were making out tongues in the others mouth with Dan shoving into Phils ass incredibly fast. Phil broke the kiss and looked down at the hole Dan had carved earlier and thrusted his now hardened dick into the hole which was lubricated with Dans semen from before. Phil was in heaven being in the middle of the chain fuck with his best friend and a tree. Dan started making his thrusts harder as to push Phils dick deeper into the tree with each of his thrusts. Phil was close to cumming, as was Dan. Dan was the first to cum. As Dans dick released his semen deep into Phils ass, Phil continued fucking the tree. Phil felt Dans cum shoot into his ass and moaned louder than he had been. He released into the tree as Dan had earlier. Phils cum shot into the tree and he felt the pressure of his cum against his dick inside the tree but couldn't do anything about it, Dan had finished releasing his load inside of Phils ass but he was busy licking Phils back and spreading his saliva all over with his now flaccid dick still inside of him. As Phils dick became flaccid inside of the tree he was finally able to pull his dick out which was followed with an ocean of cum spilling all over him. The both stood against the tree for a couple minutes to catch their breath. Their dicks regaining size and length, Dan and Phil both looked up at each other at the same time. They reached out and held the others hand and the ran across the back lawn to their house. They ran through the kitchen with Dans clothes still all over the floor. When they got to the foot of the stairs Dan picked Phil up like a baby and ran up the stairs while kissing Phil. They finally got to Dans room and he threw Phil onto the bed and he bounced a couple times. Dan turned around to a large wooden chest behind him. He opened it and pulled out an enormous black dildo and lubricant. Phils eyes widened when he saw it. Dan had a huge smirk on his face as he slowly crawled across the bed to Phil. Dan kissed Phil, making him relax slightly. Dan then quickly grabbed Phils hips and flipped him over. He grabbed the dildo and coated it in lube. Dan forced Phil onto all fours and shoved the head of the dildo into Phils ass. He yelped as Dan did it rather fast. Dan then got onto his back underneath Phils hips. And as he pushed the dildo further into Phils ass, took more of Phils dick into his mouth. He was taking everything at an agonizing pace so Phil tried to buck his hips so more of his dick moved around in Dans mouth only earning the rest of the dildo shoved into his ass very fast. He screamed, making Dans dick harder. He took all of Phils dick into his mouth and swirled his tongue all over Phils dick. Dan began to speed up the dildos speed. Eventually Dan felt Phils dick start to tense up signaling he was aboot to cum. He removed Phils dick from his mouth and the dildo from his ass. Phil grunted in frustration as Dan sat up and turned Phil around. He dragged Phil to the center of his bed on his back and stood on all fours above him, the ones dick in front of the others face. Phil leaned up and started sucking Dans dick and Dan moaned loud. He eventually moved his mouth onto Phils dick, very slowly. Dan purposefully made his movements slow as to make Phil last longer, whilst Phil was going very fast, swirling his tongue all over and forcing his tongue into Dans urethra. Dan started to speed up his movements to match Phils and they both came very close to climax. Dan reached his hand up and started stroking the bottom half of Phils dick. This drove Phil over the edge and he came, hard. With his cum spilling into Dans mouth, Phil sucked as hard as he could on Dans dick and he came just as hard. Dans cum spilled down Phils throat and they both gulped down the others cum and Dan turned around on top of Phil and kissed him hard. Their tongues flew into each other's mouths. And Phil grasped Dans head and forced his head completely against his own and reached with his other hand and squeezed Dans ass. Dan felt Phil starting to get hard again and Phil felt the same on Dan. They flipped over and Phil was on top, still kissing Dan. Phil broke the kiss and moved backwards. He was then on all fours between Dans legs. He stood up on his knees and lowered himself so that his dick was lined up with Dans asshole. He pushed in quickly and Dan moaned quietly. Phil kept speeding up his thrusts and Dan was grasping the sheets beneath him. Dan wrapped his legs around Phils hips and squeezed Phil every time he thrust inwards. As a reaction to this, Phil grabbed Dans dick and started stroking it at the same pace as his own thrusting. Dans face turned cherry red as Phil stroked him. While stroking and fucking him, Phil leaned forward and made out with Dan again. Dans left hand came up and grabbed the back of Phils neck and pulled him further into the kiss. Dans tongue in Phils mouth and Phils in Dans they were swirling all over the inside of each other's mouths. Dans hand started to slide down Phils back until he reached Phils ass, which he squeezed over and over. Phil moaned loudly and his thrusts became uneven as he grew closer to his orgasm. He started stroking Dans dick faster and used his other hand to softly fondle Dans balls. Dan groaned louder, and his dick tensed up in Phils hand and screamed as he came harder than he had all day. His cum flew all over his chest, face and stomach. Phil continued stroking Dans soft dick as he climaxed into Dans ass. He continued thrusting into Dan with hard, uneven thrusts as he came. His final thrust slid Dan backwards on the bed. He pulled out and smirked at Dan seductively. He got onto all fours again and leaned down. He licked Dans soft dick and he licked up all of his cum from Dans stomach. And when he got to Dans chest he licked along the center of his and in circles around one of Dans nipples, collecting cum on his tongue as he got closer to Dans nipple. When Phil finally reached the nipple, he took it between his lips and sucked. He flicked it with his tongue and lightly bit down on it with his teeth. He then switched to Dans other nipple. Going in cum-collecting circles around it until he reached the nipple, he took it into his mouth and played around with it. When he was finished with Dans chest, Phil looked at Dans face. He kissed Dan hard, and then licked all over Dans face, collecting Dans cum on his tongue, he came back to Dans lips, and kissed him again. Their tongues switched places in their mouths, and Dan licked his own cum from Phils mouth, and they switched it onto from each other's mouths into the others over and over. When Phil finally broke the kiss, there was a long strand of cum and saliva still connecting their mouths. Phil licked at it and it fell onto Dans chest. They both crawled to the other side of the bed and got under the covers together. Phil later his arm over Dans chest and they fell asleep with each other in the others arms. Dan woke up first 10 hours later. He looked down at sleeping Phil; he looked gorgeous while sleeping. Dan silently and gently got out of Phils arms and out of bed. He walked over to the wooden chest which he'd taken the dildo from and opened it. When Phil woke up, it was softly at first. But he felt right straps around his wrists and ankles. His eyes flicked open and he looked up from the pillow his head was on. Dan was standing at the other end of the bed with a faceless black mask on, and a black dildo, twice the size of the one from before. Laying on the bed in front of Dan was a perfect line up of black whips, blindfolds, anal and urethral plugs, and one more dildo, surprisingly larger than the one Dan was holding. Phil also noticed there were no covers on him, so his dick getting hard at the sight of Dan was very noticeable. "Good morning, Phil." Dan said with a seductive voice. "Hey, Dan." Phil replied, slightly nervous. Dan smirked and looked down at the urethral plugs, he picked up the largest one and slowly walked to the right side of the bed, not taking his eyes off of Phil. He grabbed Phils dick and shoved the plug all the way inside his dick. Phil screamed with ecstasy and pain. "First rule for now," Dan said as Phil caught his breath still grunting in pain. "Daddy is what you will call me." "Yes, daddy," Phil said with a scrunched face and between breaths. Dan smiled, and reached to grab a blindfold. He brought them up to Phils face and wrapped it around his head. Dan grabbed Phils dick and very slowly stroked him, with the plug still inside. Phil moaned as he eased into the feeling. Dan simultaneously grabbed the dildo he'd been holding and teased Phils asshole with it. He pushed the head in and pulled it out slowly over and over. Phil was moaning much louder now, in full ecstasy. He shoved the whole 10 inch dildo into Phils ass very fast and let go of both the dildo and Phils dick. Phil screamed at this action. Dan went to his chest and pulled out a spiked testicle clamp and a cockring. He went back to Phil and grabbed his balls and snapped the spiked clamp onto his balls. Phil screamed once again. Dan also shoved the cockring onto Phils dick with the plug still in. Phil continued screaming very loud. Dan grabbed Phils dick and continued his slow strokes. He pulled the urethra plug out of Phils dick and got onto the bed. He sat down onto Phils dick so it was deep in his ass. He flicked the clamped balls lightly as he bounced up and down on Phils dick. Phil moaned again as Dan restarted his movements with the dildo still shoved inside of his ass. He pulled it out the head and shoved it back in very fast and repeated this motion as he continued moving up and down on Phils dick. Phil was about to say something when Dans other hand reached up and grabbed his neck. "Don't say anything unless you address me correctly, Phil." Phil choked out the words, "yes, daddy," and Dan squeezed Phils neck harder and let go, hearing Phil take in a huge breath as he did. Each time Dan bounced, Phil moaned "daddy" in a sweet and seductive voice. Dan watched as Phils face clenched up signaling he was close to orgasm. Dan got off of Phils dick and Phil whined at the loss of contact. Phil then screamed as Dan once again shoved the urethral plug into his dick. He untied Phils wrists and ankles and flipped him over and tied him into that position: doggy. Dan removed the dildo from Phils ass and pushed himself in as quick as he could. He fucked Phil quickly and reached behind him and grabbed the whip. He reeled it back and brought it down on Phils ass. Phil screeched at the contact of the whip and clenched his fists. Dan brought it back up and down on Phils ass again, earning another screech. "STOP!" Phil yelled. Dans hand shot out to the back of Phils neck, squeezed and he stopped fucking him. "Wrong," Dan said quietly. "Very wrong." Phils eyes widened as he realized what he'd just done. "Daddy! Daddy, I'm sorry daddy!" he said urgently. Dan ignored this with smirk on his face and grabbed the other larger, thicker 17 inch dildo and slapped Phils ass with it. He then pushed the dildo in all the way to the other end. "Just like that...daddy," Phil stuttered between clenched teeth. Dan worked it in and out of Phils ass slowly, twisting it around. He removed the urethral plug, got onto his back and started to suck Phils dick while shoving the enormous dildo into Phils ass. He moved his head up and down on Phils dick, the cockring still on. Phil was close to cumming again and moaned loudly, Dan heard it and stopped all motion, and took Phils dick out of his mouth and took the dildo out of Phils ass. He walked over to Phils head and shoved his own dick into Phils mouth. He face fucked Phil and groaned as he responded with his tongue. Soon after, Dan felt his climax approaching and shoved his dick deep into Phils throat and came hard. His cum spilled down Phils throat and he swallowed all of it. He took his dick out of Phils mouth and Phil whispered, "thank you, daddy." As soon as Dan untied Phil, Phil had shoved him forward onto his stomach and straddled his ass. Phil held Dan down with one hand and took off the cockring shoved his dick in Dans ass with the other. He fucked Dan hard enough that the entire bed was rocking back and forth. Dan was yelling and moaning in ecstasy. Phil bent down to Dans ear and whispered, "nice ass, daddy." Dan smirked in acknowledgment. Phil was close to his climax and sped up his thrusts. As he came to the edge of his climax he started slapping Dans ass as hard as he could. When Phil came, he slapped Dans ass once, but harder than the other times and he exploded into Dans ass and groaned loud enough that anyone would've heard it. He fell onto the bed next to Dan, both out of breath. Dan turned his head to Phil and smiled and they held each other's eyes for hours.
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ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.
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