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My brother's girlfriend had HPV, so he went to get himself the HPV vaccine. There is a fee to pay (nothing much, something like €87) but it's completely free if you're in one of the "at risk" groups.

"What does that mean," he asks. "It's free if you're gay," he's told. "Ah. Would I have to like, prove it, or...?" "Just put in a check mark here."

My brother is in no way, shape or form attracted to men, but also he's stingy as it gets. So now he's officially gay. Congrats bro.

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I hate how when you add ANY amount of new liquid to a boiling pot it immediately goes dead silent like…. Oh. You’re here 😐. The water molecules looking at you like

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put those big brown eyes away dude now is NOT the time

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i love living in western washington. i can literally just get on the ferry

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best feature of modern au fics that try to get into the gideon mommy issues of it all is when gideon inevitably goes to pyrrha like so what Was your deal with my mom and pyrrha sort of dances around the whole situation with wake and g1deon and then says something vague like “it was complicated and i don’t know it’s hard for me to talk about” because the logistics of translating what was going on with them into a modern au is probably tricky. meanwhile in htn pyrrha introduces herself and then immediately says yeah all 3 of us were fucking nasty .2 seconds after revealing herself to gideon LMAO

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“I don’t know how to stay tender with this much blood in my mouth”

— Ophelia, Act IV, Scene V 

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purpose of this poll: basically im wondering if my gran having a pistol was a typical american experience

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sorry for being a cunt sometimes it’s just that i am one

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every single analysis of buck and eddie is like. they are two sides of the same coin. they are walking the same path. the hollowness is the same. the desperation to be wanted. their matching wounds. their matching pain. the ways they've been injured taught them to love each other just right. they transform each other. they meet each other halfway, at just the right time, and you feel like it should have been earlier, but you understand why it couldn't have been, that's what's terrible. buck was wandering while eddie was dying. eddie's blood in buck's mouth. buck's ribs cracking under eddie's hands. eddie can't look at buck. eddie can't say what they are. eddie can't ask for more. buck wants eddie and doesn't even know it. neither of them know it. and so on, and so forth. pretty fucked up if you ask me

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