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DISCO ELYSIUM SENTENCE STARTERS.

various starters taken from day two of disco elysium. trigger warnings for cursing and sexual content. feel free to change things as needed.

hey, you promised you'd only ask about one cryptid.

ah, fuck it, let's have more cryptids.

no, i don't hear the __ - and neither do you.

this makes me feel like i should pick up smoking again.

im gonna FUCK you for the rest of my LIFE, understand?

don't be fooled - desire always plays a role.

we do not want to get caught in that.

i need someone to give me a lowdown on this… reality we're in.

i'm a disco holdover myself.

what is a preposterously expensive education for if not sharing?

would you say it's a bunch of apes dukin it out?

why of course - we're talking duke out central.

I have to say - this is not disco.

He’s a real character. A real piece of work, that boy is.

you need to cool the fuck down, CHILL.

you guys are basically door opening machines.

a simple thing. absolutely nothing shady about it.

honestly, I’m just relieved you didn’t get a hernia - a man at your age… daba-doop-doop-dead.

there's a reason why everyone's tried to forget any of it ever happened.

you gotta get in on those vortices, my man.

you sucked on a gun? good. very normal.

can’t tell a dick that big what to do.

this is what happens when you take the law into your own hands.

no one’s fucking you, you stupid fuck.

you’re having a stomach truth.

the funk soul brother at the back of his head has gone dark.

fuck your shit back to normal!

he speaks the truth, my liege.

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🎔 — ​​ᴄʜᴀᴏᴛɪᴄ ɴᴏɴꜱᴇɴꜱᴇ​ sentence starters, Unraveled edition

Prompts pulled from BDG's Mortal Kuddlers video. Feel free to changes words, pronouns, etc. as needed!

❝ There's Red Bull in this mug. ❞

❝ Seeing these kombatants rip spines from torsos, pop eyeballs from heads, and pull organs from pretty much everywhere leaves me excited, energetic, and – can I be honest with you? A little bit distraught, okay? ❞

sipping a lot of Red Bull.

❝ OOH, I'M READY TO GO! ❞

❝ Let's get into our cuddler assessment. ❞

❝ Get out of here, shitty Goro. ❞

❝ Now that we've chased off the riff raff, it's time to get into the fun cuddlers. ❞

❝ They are about as safe as they are uninteresting. ❞

❝ If you can't tell they're there, that's a bad cuddle. ❞

❝ Yes, I know my hair smells great. I'm trying to sleep. ❞

❝ Look man, I've got enough Funko Pops. ❞

❝ It's very hard to cuddle with someone when there's an inferiority complex between you. ❞

❝ Not all of us can go into Ikea and ask for the Espevär, some of us gotta settle for the Hasvåg. ❞

❝ This dude is as soft as his beautiful downy hair. ❞

❝ Imagine cuddling with someone who doesn't shut up about how much they love their boss. ❞

❝ There's no way I want to cuddle with my sleep paralysis monster. ❞

❝ He's the rare case where two is a crowd. ❞

❝ Steer clear of this knife pervert. ❞

❝ Literally, what did I just say about knives? ❞

❝ Also, can I be real with you? He pees too much. ❞

❝ [Name] is a sociopathic MMA bro who will absolutely put you in a rear naked choke if you give up your back. ❞

❝ [Name] will eat you, and eating in bed is a very bad habit. ❞

❝ Also, he takes pleasure in the pain and suffering of others, which means that when your arm falls asleep he's not gonna move, he's gonna think it's funny. ❞

❝ [Name] is sadistic, incredibly powerful, and just covered head to toe in baby oil. ❞

❝ Horses are terrifying. ❞

❝ Too big! Too mean! Too many hooves! ❞

❝ [Name] is responsible for the genocide of several other species, and he also doesn't moisturize. One of those has gotta be a dealbreaker. ❞

❝ ACABAC : All Cops Are Bad At Cuddling. ❞

❝ Triborg? More like Tri-hard. ❞

❝ Do not attempt to cuddle this skinless meat man. ❞

❝ A total empath, but she does insist on cuddling with her full crystal collection. ❞

❝ He insists on sleeping with the mask on because he read one time that everyone eats 100 spiders every year. Uh, he's very gullible. ❞

❝ It's like if you were trying to cuddle a gun that constantly needs validation. ❞

❝ [Name] is the perfect Scissorhands ; he's kind, loving, eager to please ... but imagine if I replaced your favourite teddy bear's arms with aluminum baseball bats. ❞

❝ Warning: he is a fart man. ❞

❝ Why spend hours of time in therapy confronting your flaws when you can just touch this dog man! ❞

❝ Talk about a woke bae! ❞

❝ Moisture management is the hardest part of cuddling. ❞

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Narrator Outtakes Prompts

An assortment of prompts taken from the Narrator Outtakes (Baldur's Gate 3) videos on Youtube. Adjust as necessary to fit pronoun and/or descriptor. Reblog, please do not repost or add.

“ Think you know how to pronounce it? I think not! ”

“ I haven't read one line yet, how did it get weird already? ”

“ That is some fantasy bullshit right there. ”

“ Yeah, everything's fine. ”

“ Calm, breath. It's ok. ”

“ Nobody talks to me. Nobody ever talks to me! ”

“ You may know me from such things as lying on the sofa eating cheese for several months. ”

“ What does this word mean? ”

“ I can make up words too! ”

“ I'm enjoying myself. ”

“ Enjoy the fantasy, and then call a therapist. ”

“ Wow, I am a patronizing bitch today. ”

“ No filth for you, ha ha. ”

“ It's already injured, maybe just kill him a bit. ”

“ You're a nerd. We're all nerds here. ”

“ The world continues to turn while you read everything. ”

“ I have no hands, apart from the ones I use to repeatedly slap you with. ”

“ Where were we? Who am I? What day is it? Why do my arms hurt? ”

“ Sometimes you think you're on mute and you're not. ”

“ Frantic bi energy. ”

“ I can fuck my way through any problem! ”

“ I've got splinters in places you don't want to know about, but I'm through. ”

“ We live in horny jail, you can't send us there. We've got the keys! ”

“ Go on. Do it. See what happens. ”

“ Who the fuck do you think you are? ”

“ Somebody studied Shakespear and now it's everybody's problem. ”

“ I think we need to have an intervention. ”

“ I like hearing you breathing. ”

“ Oh, aren't they having a nice time? But you're going to die. ”

“ I've lost my authority! ”

“ Right, fine. Whatever. This is my job and I'm not tired at all. ”

“ It's happening again. It's happening again! ”

“ Everything's fine. Normal is a state of mind. ”

“ I'm a professional. I can say the word 'erected' without laughing. Once. ”

“ I have exceptionally moist ankles. ”

“ I learned a word today. I don't know what it means. ”

“ There's a name for what you are and you'll learn it one day. ”

“ He's lucky I didn't rip his face off and melt it like plasticine. ”

“ It's not you, it's... It really is me. ”

“ I am the problem here and I am fully aware, but I made the decision to inflict me on everyone else. ”

“ They do like just slamming shit together in this, don't they? ”

“ I'm taking myself off to the chamber of penance. ”

“ Who doesn't like to prod an eye? ”

“ You got it, buddy. ”

“ Try not to look too closely, everything's gonna start swirling. ”

“ It's a little bit sexy, but you are going to be covered in blood in the end. ”

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slightly unhinged starters based on my friends' discord quote book

i am going to SCREAM

oh i have teeth don't worry

mm, skill issue

i am. going to. COMMIT A VIOLENCE.

oh, can't commit violence on him, he's just little

I AM NOT LEGALLY ALLOWED TO BE NORMAL

if in doubt, choose murder <3

stop it, stop saying words, you are BANNED from saying words,

you have orange hair you're basically an oompa loompa

bitch go drink some water

did you know that Switch cartridges taste bad? ....i swear i don't know that from experience

[name]. [name] i yearn for the blood of freshmen.

yeahhh, smash them bros!

ah... murder... my favorite time of day

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Discussing Relationships Sentences, Vol. 4

(Sentences for friends discussing their love lives. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"In case you haven't noticed, I like older men."

"Is there any girl you haven't been engaged to?"

"I've not proposed yet, but I'm going to!"

"Have you ever been in love? I don't think I've ever been in love, and now I probably never will be."

"I've never been so sure of anything in my life!"

"You're gay. You like men. Why don't you just admit it?"

"Is this you talking or him?"

"You have a lot of love for him, don't you?"

"You've never seen a man wooing a woman before?"

"Who is it this week? The blonde or the redhead?"

"If your choice in men friends was more mature, believe me, I would stay out of your life."

"Whether or not we discussed marriage is a private matter!"

"You hide behind your work. Your real area of expertise is avoiding any real intimacy."

"I'd be a good wife."

"They say that a man is never so weak, so defenceless against suffering, as when he is in love."

"You've never known this feeling before, have you?"

"You'd like another baby, wouldn't you?"

"I think it's probably good you getting laid now and then, even if only to remove the stick up your ass."

"You think I'm being taken for a fool, don't you?"

"I'd be a terrible husband."

"Everyone has a true love. Surely you believe that?"

"We're all awkward in love."

"What is wrong with men today?"

"Romantic memories are pathogenic. They create disease."

"I don't know what she said, but it sounded like she liked me!"

"Love is still an enigma to science. Perhaps it is just a state of madness."

"If you don't mind, I'll make my own choice."

"Why is it that men always resist doing what's best for them if they think it makes them look weak?"

"I don't need a boy to be happy."

"Every time I have given my heart, it has led to catastrophe."

"How does it feel to be married?"

"I happen to be in love with him!"

"You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to steal his girl!"

"Are you sure you know what love is?"

"Do you need me to set you up on a date?"

"The people we love the most are the ones capable of hurting us the most deeply."

"Is there any particular reason you don't want to discuss your marriage?"

"Just tell her how you feel! If you won't, then I will!"

"Were you just flirting with that woman?"

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✩˚｡⋆ 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐀𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐎𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐓𝐀𝐋.

Below is a list of sentence starters themed around being in the hospital. Sorted into categories of the hospital staff , the patient , & the loved ones. Feel free to change pronouns as needed. Do not add to the list , & always reblog from the source.

TW. HOSPITAL , MEDICAL EMERGENCIES , MEDICAL CRISIS , MEDICAL ENVIRONMENT.

𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐅𝐅.

“ I'm going to tell you what I tell every young doctor. Hopefully you'll be the first to listen. On your day off, get as far away from this place as you can. Go someplace where you feel most like yourself. ”

" You've been at it for hours. It's slowing down, you should go get some rest. "

" This place is like a madhouse. It's like everyone decided today was they day to get injured. "

" We're gonna make sure you're as comfortable as possible. You're in good hands. "

"It's going to be okay. We have some of the best doctors and nurses in the country working here.

" We'll, probably keep you overnight. Just to be safe. "

" I think it's best that we don't jump to conclusions just yet. "

" You suffered a major accident. You're lucky to be alive. "

" In my professional opinion ... Surgery is the best option I'm afraid. "

" It's a long shot but I think it's the best chance you have at a full recovery. "

" This isn't my first 48 hour shift ... I'll be fine. Promise. "

" Right now, we need to be talking about what to do, if they don't make it. "

" The surgery was a success! You can be happy to know you'll be back on your feet in no time. "

" It's not gonna be the same. You'll have to work harder ... But you'll live. "

" I became a doctor/nurse to save a life. So that's what I'm gonna do. "

" Sir/Ma'am?! You can't be back here! You need to be checked in to see any patients here! "

𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐓.

" I'm in this hospital bed. I'm barely conscious. Delirious. Drowning in my own blood. And all I can hear myself think is ' Today's the day. Today's the day you die ' "

“ I'm not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren't even hot. ”

" Is there anything else that you can do? "

" So what's the damage Doc? Am I gonna live? "

" I hate hospitals. It's nothing but people sitting around , waiting for some old guy to come give you the news you don't wanna hear. "

" I'm pretty sure it's a requirement that all hospitals serve crappy food. Don't be such a baby. "

" As soon as you get walking around, the sooner you can get out of here. Sound like a fair trade? "

" So that's it then? There's nothing you can do? "

" Can I at least get something besides pudding? "

" I hate hospitals. It's always so bleak.

" Listen, I appreciate everything you've done, but I'm fine. So draw up those discharge papers and I'll be on my way.

" I can't believe I'm finally getting out of here! "

" Give it to me straight Doc. How bad is it? "

" If I have to have another iv put in I'm gonna go crazy. "

" Can I at least get up and walk around? "

" I'm actually feeling really good this morning. "

" You guys really don't have to hang around here and watch me lay here feeling sorry for myself. "

" I'll be fine on my own. You guys shouldn't have to stay cooped up here too. "

" I just need something for the pain. An aspirin would be at least some help. "

𝐅𝐑𝐎𝐌 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐃 𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒.

" They're gonna be okay … Right Doctor? "

" As soon as you get walking around, the sooner you can get out of here. Sound like a fair trade? "

" I'm not going anywhere. So stop insisting. I'm staying. "

" The doctor's said you'll be fine in a few days. Just gotta stay here and rest so they can an eye on you. "

" You've been out for a long time. "

" Had us worried for a second. Glad to see you're awake. "

" You were banged up pretty bad. "

" Doctor's say we're lucky we got you here when we did. Otherwise we could have lost you. "

" Don't scare me like that ever again. I thought I lost you. "

" You don't know how happy I am to see you awake. "

" It's gonna be okay. I'm gonna be right here when you get out. "

" You're gonna stay in that bed, and do what the doctor's said. I'm not taking no for an answer. "

" I'm gonna go down to the cafeteria. Want me to sneak something back for you? "

" I don't mind hanging around. I'd just be worrying about you at home. "

" I'm fine right here with you. So stop asking okay? "

" I'm right here with you. Okay? "

" We can get through this. "

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Shirts That Go Hard

A collection of dialogue prompts from sentences printed on shirts as seen on the blog shirtsthatgohard. Feel free to adjust quotes as necessary.

TW: Swearing, suggestive references, death references, drug references, just a whole lot of mature references.

"You say...Lesbians eat WHAT!!?"

"I do not serve cunt, I am cunt's servant."

"Contrary to popular belief, I have a dad."

"When I die I might not go to heaven. I don't know if they let cowboys in."

"Do you guys ever think about dying?"

"Sorry I missed church, I was busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian."

"I went to the Garfield Fan-Con In Cleveland, Ohio and all I got was pregnant."

"I have a lot of thoughts about the 2006 Adam Sandler film "Click"."

"I make my mom sad with my choices every day."

"I gotta see the candy first, then I get in the van. I'm not stupid."

"Your shirt says "Cocaine and Caviar" but your face says "Fish Sticks and Fentanyl"."

"Sorry I shoved a Rice Krispie Treat in your DVD player..."

"My parents said I could be anything, so I became an asshole."

"After all that surgery you are still ugly, and that is what gets me."

"Calling me fat is not an insult. I'm sorry my mom bought groceries and not crack.

"Denny's is just Waffle House for people who don't know how to fight."

"The only thing I like more than reading books is fucking."

"I am going to punch you in the mouth! With my mouth...softly...because I like you."

"You constantly amaze me, but not in a good way."

"If she is your girlfriend, why is she playing with my mullet?"

"What have you done to deserve your legs?"

""What's Updog?" how about you shut the fuck "Updog"?"

"I feel like 2007 Britney..."

"Jesus loves you, but I don't. Go fuck yourself."

"I don't know what's wrong with me but I can name several prescription medications that haven't helped."

"Sorry for having great tits and correct opinions."

"Everything I want to do is illegal!"

"I haven't lost my virginity, because I never lose."

"I ain't afraid to love a man. I ain't afraid to shoot one either."

"I believe in you! I also believe in Bigfoot so don't get too excited."

"Jesus loves you. It's just the rest of us who think you're an asshole."

"I just took 12 gas station dick pills and now I'm on my way to Applebee's."

"You can go to hell, I'm going to Toyotathon."

"I wish Italians were real..."

"Not now, sweetie. Mommy's cyberbullying the mayor."

"Baby girl you're so damn fine. Though, I'm trying to know if I can hit you with a pinecone.

"In this group is a Fox News viewer. Can't find them? That's because they live among us, be afraid..."

"You're not a "Bad Bitch", you're a bad person."

"If there's no Bingo in heaven, I'm NOT going."

"Toes are just thicker fingers."

"I'm gonna identify as a fucking problem."

"At least get me some coffee before you start in with your horseshit."

"You're twisted, perverted, and sick...I like that in a person!"

"I don't need life, I'm high on drugs!"

"Hating popular things doesn't make you an interesting person."

"Sorry princess, I only date women who might stab me."

"Kindly keep your bullshit to your fucking self."

"We're all trying to kill time, while time kills us."

"What the fuck is really going on?"

"If you heard anything bad about me, believe all that shit and leave me the fuck alone."

"Bigfoot is real and he tried to eat my ass."

"If you think I'm a bitch, you should meet my sister."

"Sweating sucks, I'd rather be embraced by the cold chill of autumn."

"Oh I don't drink, just drugs for me thanks!"

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Prompts pulled from Haley Whipjack's Once Upon a Time season 5 recap. Feel free to changes words, pronouns, etc. as needed!

❝ The beautiful fantasy land of ... Minnesota. ❞

❝ I just kind of know it. In my soul. ❞

❝ Rest in peace [name]. Probably. ❞

❝ And ask me if I care about Camelot. ❞

❝ We'll get to it in a minute, I'm not ready. ❞

❝ The last, like, 5 inches or so – longer than that. ❞

❝ And then [name] just ... died? I guess they were just that old. ❞

❝ And [name]'s entire life work becomes less and less meaningful with every passing day. ❞

❝ We need a real wicked bitch to use this wand. ❞

❝ Once it's here we can just sort of scoot it over. ❞

❝ So if you were wondering if [name] was actually over them yet the answer is no. No matter how many very convincing texts I send her! ❞

❝ You're the bitch that captured it in the first place. ❞

❝ You were just kind of up all night whispering to a hallucination. ❞

❝ [Name] is a tree! Or they're trapped in a tree. One of those things. ❞

❝ Love the enthusiasm though, my man, you did your best. ❞

❝ You can't leave town or you get tree'd. ❞

❝ These people lived in a castle! Yesterday! ❞

❝ That girl loves books and monsters and those are her only personality traits. ❞

❝ I am gonna do something ... drastic. ❞

❝ She looks like maybe she just got a body today and isn't quite sure what to do with it yet. ❞

❝ If anybody has seen them I just ... I just wanna say hi. ❞

❝ I didn't think I missed [name] and then I saw them on my television screen and it brought me so much joy. ❞

❝ Ah, he's so gross! Love him. ❞

❝ Wish he wasn't blond about it. ❞

❝ Rife with sapphic potential, I will say. They nailed it on that front. ❞

❝ It's magic and a witch needs it, don't worry about it. ❞

❝ Where is my cricket! ❞

❝ Ladies I've got a great idea and it's got nothing to do with tracking down a helmet but it might have something to do with head. ❞

❝ Listen I forgive you. You are on thin ice. ❞

❝ I'll take care of it. Everyone else can have a nap. ❞

❝ Don't bring him into the underworld, what's wrong with you? ❞

❝ Rest in peace my man! Hope hell is going well. ❞

❝ Worst guy to pick for this job, oh my god. Pick anyone else. ❞

❝ Remember, interdimensional travel is fun and easy for the whole family. ❞

❝ We've been looking into professional medical help for you. ❞

❝ No arms. No angels. Bye. ❞

❝ Slimy little opportunist. Obsessed with him, unfortunately. ❞

❝ He's alive and in New York. I have a lot of questions about that, none of which will be answered. ❞

❝ There's still some bitch named Jonathan up in the corner. ❞

❝ Not that [name] matters. Especially now that they're a river forever. ❞

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CONFLICT || short askbox prompts to initiate conflict

you're fucking kidding me, right?

stop. just -- stop.

you don't care about anyone but yourself.

you were a mistake.

hit me, then.

fuck you.

get fucked.

screw you, dude.

i swear to God if you don't shut up . . .

don't fucking touch me.

do us both a favor and just die.

you're a joke.

you really think you have the upper hand?

you'll have to kill me, then.

i wasted so much time on you.

i saw what you did.

i'm going to turn you in.

you can't hide from the truth.

the law will catch up to you, just wait and see.

you must think you're untouchable.

your secret is out.

are you threatening me?

am i supposed to be afraid of you?

you don't scare me.

was that your plan?

you're pathetic.

how do you live with yourself?

how do you sleep at night?

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