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Changing the age in my bio to 14 before posting a really bad take so no one is allowed to come at me for it
#when i was staying stupid shit but i was 19 and people were both defending me and coming at me for being ‘straight out of high school’#like i wasn’t in my second year of college 💔 miss that plot armor
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Bye youre hot I have to not know this in my head. Erased from my memory. Not shocked that you are but STILL
thank youuuu. really glad you’re not shocked 🫶🏼🫶🏼
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hi. lesbian anon back at it again. love how you went in depth abt your... situation and then you were like irdc im employed. fabulous. and ugh is dyke drama always like that? a girl gave me a super romantic playlist one day and. got a boyfriend right after. literally the worst outcome. born to kill him with hammers forced to im so happy for you and your ugly fucking boyfriend. anyways that was all to say im kin with you. peace
yayyy hi best friend i was just thinking about your anon actually 😁 i was like a i hope my dyke drama didn’t disappoint…..SO glad you’re here. and yeah i lowkey think this is just how dyke drama is bc lesbians loveeee to be confusing and cryptic . the playlist is diabolical and you should be allowed to kill him one million times . godspeed 🫡
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guy who’s scared of intimacy voice can i pleaseeeee be your lesbian boyfriend . i would be so emotionally unavailable for u ❤️❤️❤️
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i can’t stop saying that people i find annoying are “allergic to being normal” or “addicted to being unserious” . i love when i get a new hater phrase
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i want this like a cigarette, can we drag it out and never quit?
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how do you just get up and deal with the fact that there’s a last time for everything. there was a last time you sat on your dads shoulders and there was a last time your mom tucked you into bed. there’s going to be a last time you kiss your sister on the head and there’s going to be a last time you hug your best friend. there’s going to be a last time you feel exactly as you feel right now and there’s going to be a last time that person says i love you. i need to lay down
#i always forget that this post exists and has so many notes until it randomly gets rbed a bunch again.#like guys stopppppp 🙁
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I wish someone would hurry up and invent a game where I help a woman who is permanently dripping mud get a makeover and leave her shitty boyfriend, or perhaps an army game where I lead my troops through basic arithmetic functions such as +10 and x7
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what it feels like losing another mutual to that 911 show where those guys havent even fucked yet
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ewwwww she’s doing miracles for money - angel who’s doing miracles to experience the high of skin to skin contact with the guy he’s in love with
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but if we learn how to live like this maybe we can learn to start again
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your boyfriend has affected us in the following ways no.1 he is uglyyyyyyyyy
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just remembered i don’t have TIME to be getting involved in convoluted fake lesbian drama. i’m free
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one and a half weeks left of classes and two weeks until i fly home which means i only have one week to do all of my finals and a little more than that to pack up all of my shit and clean my entire apartment and move it all out…… um.
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my sister is explaining supernatural actor beef to me bc she saw it on tik tok and i’m just nodding along like it’s all new to me
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