YanDan, he/they. Completely normal about NPMD.
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random things about characters we've learned from the hatchetfield tarot cards thus far:
-becky is confirmed to be the warrior of light
-wilbur sold his soul to wiggly
-homeless man would rather eat rats than mcdonalds
-max sees it as his duty to protect hot girls by beating up nerds
-lex has been to juvie for lighting a bus on fire
-lex once identified a picture of stalin as super mario and thinks napoleon is an ice cream flavor
-pete drops toenail clippings behind the couch...? joey proudly said he does the same thing
#the ‘thinking napoleon is an ice cream flavour’ isn’t too inaccurate to real life teens#bc I just had that exact same conversation with my friends last week.
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Me when Starkid doesn't use Gary Goldestien in Hatchetfield stuff post BF: That's understandable, many people pointed out that he falls into a lot of antisementic stereotypes so it's reasonable that they would avoid using him so as to not further that.
Me when Starkid doesn't use Charlotte Sweetly in stuff post TGWDLM: This is an outrage. Why does she not have a two hour long NMT episode where she kills Sam in cold blood. She deserves her own musical.
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Cinderella's Castle (2025) dir. Nick Lang
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It's been a minute huh. My friend gave me a new drawing tablet (!!!) so I tried it out with some Hatchetgirlies as avatars <3 Explanations beneath the cut
Eye!Grace (Grarchivist?) is p self explanatory, the mix of her need to know what others are doing and know what the right thing to do is, plus her fear of others seeing her violent/sexual/any kind of sinful sides
Corruption!Ruth comes from her health issues and her needing the influence in her life to get back into dancing, to have confidence, etc. She'd quite similar to Jane I think in a variety of ways.
Web!Alice is one I'm the most confident in - her fear whenever she doesn't know what Deb is doing could be seen as The Beholding, but I think it's more her need to control a situation and her only way to trust something is to know her own input.
Lonely!Charlotte is nother I'm v sure about, quite simple. Sam took over her life and as such she built up walls and isolation tactics away from anyone that she could love. Also I like Vast!Charlotte bc human insignificance etc
I'm not sure why I did Spiral!Hannah, partly just bc I wanted to draw her pigtails being a little bit silly and also because maybe her visions and connections to the arcane. Idk honestly. Thinking about it now it doesn't rly fit :/
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I genuinely think this is the dumbest thing I’ve ever drawn
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Happy Black Friday eve, remember to leave out milk and cookies for Frank Pricely <3
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Two photos taken moments before disaster

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“This parasite will burrow inside the chrysalis, often killing the caterpillar before it even has a chance of emerging.”

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pov: grace caught steph kissing pete
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IT"S FINALLY DONE!!!!!!!!!!! Check out my animation of the title song from Nerdy Prudes Must Die, a horror musical from @teamstarkid You can watch the FULL stage show on their youtube channel!
https://youtu.be/PG3RDdyD_GQ?si=Rhxg6asT0MMoTTXd This clip features Jon Matteson as Richie, Will Branner as Max! The story and script is by Nick and Matt Lang, with music and lyrics by Jeff Blim!
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@paulkins-week alternate: roleswap
it's still paulkins week for another hour (or so) in my timezone! I'm glad I got at least one prompt finished before it officially ended.
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NMT Idea:
Romeo and Juliet parody but it's a forbidden romance between a Hatchetfield Citizen and a Clivesdale Citizen. They both die at the end too.
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