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So about 35 years ago I started collecting little jars of hot sauce that had fun labels. I kept them in the pantry for laughs. Then a few months ago it hit me … "why the hell am I letting these things take up space in my house?" So I started putting them on my food. Yes I started eating 35 year old hot sauce and I survived them all! Some were hot and some were meh. But I bought them for their labels not their taste. This was my favorite label. How could I not buy it?!

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I honestly thought it was going to be funny. #donttrythisathome

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I feel his pain.

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It's not easy being green

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What nightmares are made of. 

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Breathtaking!

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Problem solved. I took this photo of our Fourth of July party down in Slater, Iowa. A huge fight broke out over where the Cheetos went. I didn't analyze the photo until the next day. I guess we missed the obvious. 

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You shouldn't clown around when it comes to the eclipse. #myeyes! #eclipse #creepyclown

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Some decisions turn out to be bad ones.

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The Magic 8 Ball is never wrong!

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The holidays are over. Time to get moving again. I hope the gym doesn’t require me to have two memberships to get in.

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This is the only way I can mentally get through Winter.

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I wish I could jump that high.

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Little Isabella doesn't suffer fools gladly

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File this under "Gone Too Far"

#regrets #dustbunnies

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SOUND FINANCIAL ADVICE And as a bonus, he'll have no interest in collecting interest.

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It's one hell of a problem to deal with!

#hellisntfun