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One of my favorite thing I’ve learned about animals studies is that you should avoid using colorful leg bands when you’re banding birds because you can accidentally completely skew the data because female birds prefer males with colorful bands

Apparently if you put a red band on a male red wing blackbird his harem size can double

So like you can completely frick up the natural reproduction of a group of birds by giving a guy a bracelet so stylish that females CANNOT resist him

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Tom Sturridge as Lord Byron Mary Shelley (2017) dir. Haifaa Al-Mansour

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rob brooks icons

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At this point people have to be planting these shirts in secondhand stores. No way someone would get rid of this

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The true enemies to lovers

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don’t let this distract you from the harrowing gay sex morrissey had in the 80s

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shoaw may huw ye dae thit treck ❤️🥰🦶

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my favourite smiths song is just like heaven and my favourite cure album is ok computer ❤️

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hi guys morrissey here has anyone done wordle today

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machine girl is what inspired me (morrissey)

to become a musician, when i was a young man in manchester in the 1960 i was on tik tok and i came across this cool alternative baddie and there was a machine girl song in the background and i was like damn i have to

listen to some more machine girl to pick up some cool like femcel shawties or something of the sorts and i

then formed the smiths to be just like machine girl

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"Are you more of a family or career oriented person?" Babygirl im a bed oriented person. Snork mimimi

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oh uh girlies were getting into the "too fucking hot at night to sleep" part of the year

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[ID: two men on a bus meme. The smiling man looking out at the scenery is labeled “Jonathan Harker looking at the pretty mountains”. The sad man looking at the cliff face is labeled “Romanian peasants trying to avoid being eaten by vampires”.]

Jonathan Harker’s trip to Castle Dracula, summarized.

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Had no idea Dracula Daily was a thing and just assumed the collective tumblr hive mind decided English realtor Jonathan Harker was the little meow meow du jour for no reason at all

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this is bullshit

why even make the movie

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