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Shuhua: Guys, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly

Miyeon* on the bottom bunk* Honestly, fuck you

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Shuhua: Hey, you want a tarot reading?

Miyeon: Those are Pokémon cards

Shuhua: You got a magikarp

Miyeon: …

Shuhua: It means ‘fuck you’

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do you actually not like reciving gifts or did you just grow up being told how expensive it was to raise you?

and now, anytime anyone spends any money on you,you fell guilty

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Hey (with the intention of letting you cum inside me all you want and making you pancakes afterwards)

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no one quite psychoanalyzes like daughters do when looking at their mothers

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Karina: Hey, Winter!

Winter, internally: There she is, she's here, my favorite person in the world, the love of my life. God, I just want to stare at her and hold her and kiss her for the rest of my life—

Winter: What the FUCK do you want?

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Camren

All of the gays from camren ship shifted to kpop gay ships now. And im one of them. I just want Camila and Lauren to know that they are the parents of all the teenage gays in my time. I just remembered the power they held when camren ship is still sailing. Imagine? They brought all of the gays together in just one ship? That’s fucking amazing. 

P.S. Thank you also to Camila and Lauren bc I met my long time girlfriend now because of camren ship. 

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one of the things that stood out to me in the doughnut mv is that we see sana on a date with a guy but she's singing abt how much her mind is occupied with torment and happiness for the person she loves, and then she looks over to smth else, like how one does when they are preoccupied, she looks at the tv and sees dahyun then it cuts to dahyun looking sad, singing that she is connected to her lover through their longing for each other, in this essay i will....

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i don't care what do you think, if somebody came to me and asked if i want to runaway with them, get out of this place, i would agree right away.

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marina’s “blue” and the neighbourhood’s “blue” sound like two sides of a relationship and i’m living for this weird story i’ve created

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therapist: so how has your dissociation been this week

me: hmm i dont recall being dissociated

therapist: is that because you weren’t dissociating or because you were dissociating so much you don’t remember anything

me:

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chuu, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! i was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

olivia hye, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense barbie, you're staying home and having my kids

yves: what the fuck are you guys doing?

olivia hye: playing systemic oppression

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jinsoul: your lizard keeps biting me

kim lip: thats a cactus

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chuu: i want to be as cool as yves

olivia hye: i once saw her accidentally drop a slice of pizza and cry for about 20 minutes

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interviewer: so whose the bad girl of the group?

olivia hye: yves

olivia hye: she's bad at everything