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2pm: Finished Exam, burger

going to brisbane today. it is currently 5am. wish me luck

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9am, i am dePlaned

going to brisbane today. it is currently 5am. wish me luck

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7am, i am Emplaned

going to brisbane today. it is currently 5am. wish me luck

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going to brisbane today. it is currently 5am. wish me luck

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half the men yall call daddy can't even put air in a tire. yeah he can pull your hair but can he chop an onion? no he cannot.

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god gifted me a love of singing, dancing and musicals, made me unafraid of pinks and princesses and other girly things, granted me a body that hunky men find super attractive, and unfortunately made me irresistibly attracted to women

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we spread a fine CEO mist onto the bottom of the north atlantic ocean "just to see what would happen"

we put a CEO in a particle accelerator "just to see what would happen"

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we put a CEO in a particle accelerator "just to see what would happen"

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french house: both a great music genre and great television concept.

cuddie, c'est le lupus!

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despite the clear and innumerable problems with the idea, i would take a nap in a shower if i could

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despite the clear and innumerable problems with the idea, i would take a nap in a shower if i could

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is there anything better than a hot shower in a warm steamy bathroom

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refusing to quit the time loop until i've Tried Every Breakfast

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lmao i guess we've hit the random three day period where it bothers me that i'm not conventionally attractive/am permanently single, before going back to mostly not giving a shit

i'm pretty sure i've forgotten how to flirt. or maybe i'm afraid of crossing boundaries or something. but approaching someone with the intention of asking them out? haha never

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i'm pretty sure i've forgotten how to flirt. or maybe i'm afraid of crossing boundaries or something. but approaching someone with the intention of asking them out? haha never

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I (a baptised catholic) lost my virginity to a satanist the night before Pope Francis died. I fear this may be my fault.

noooooo that's so funny! It was definitely you

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me when i see someone wearing a coat and they haven't unpicked the vent flap stitches: nice coat idiot