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fords little crush

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mabel: you like fidd?? ford: WAIT- NO- I JUST- ford: that was for... someone else.... mabel: my time... has come... - mabel: Lets talk romance!!! _ mabel: oh hi stan! you should be here too! stan: NO-

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across the multiverse!!

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*bleeding to death because the paramedics can’t break the windows to get me out of my stupid fucking truck* heha well at least i dont have to worry about the friggin Zombie Apocalypse… awesomesauce 😎

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you're the worst scene but it's relativity falls au

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What does this mean????

Killing myself in front of paypal to forever change the trajectory of their life

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Hey guys it's been exactly nine months since riptide's last episode

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don't show him modern technology; it won't end well

bonus under the cut:

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Looking at other people's commission prices: Holy shit. That price is WAAAY too low for what they're offering? Do they know?

Pricing my own commissions: if I ask for five dollars they will send someone to my house to kill me

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Share to save someone with nut allergies a hospital trip hoooly shit

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Modern AU! (things end well)

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date time! pt.2

(pt.1)

then they continued their date as planned :3

happy ending !!

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Can. Can like. Can they stop making Piglins bad guys in like everything that isn’t just normal Minecraft. I love those little fuckers. They’re so silly. Just wear gold and they’re nice to you until you loot their shit. It’s that simple. They just doing their best. I love them dearly and want good things for them.

(Yes this is about the Minecraft movie trailer how could you tell-)

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A while back my pharmacist saw my deadname on my profile and accidentially called it out, he corrected and deleted my deadname from the system so only my preferred name shows up now. There was a crowd of people behind me, so as he hands over the pills he apologized, in equal tone and volume as when he called my deadname and lied saying it's been a long day and he didn't mean to call out -his own- name. I quietly told him it was fine and he didn't need to do that for my sake.

His response: "No, it's my name now."

I went to the pharmacist yesterday, his nametag is my deadname. He informed me he's immigrating and in the process he's changed his first name to my deadname to have an English sounding name. That's why he's now able to get a reprint of his nametag to be my deadname. And repeated, with the intense seriousness of someone who is going to die on this hill: "It's mine now. Not yours. I'm taking." His tone indicated that decision is final.

Bro literally deadnamed me once, and has committed to flat out stealing my deadname. It's his now. Legally. Officially. I over heard his co-workers call him by the name.

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brennan: we're gonna try our best not to spoil any campaigns

like half the people in the time quangle tag: i haven't watched it but i get the feeling he killed that pig in a crown of candy

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Yep that’s it! That’s the show!

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Since everyone draws Hunter's scars differently, even the animators of the show (shame!)

HC: Hunter's scars are magical like himself, so they move around his body.