freak-asspancakes

[freak-asspancakes]

AAAUGGHH KILLING EVERYONE!!!!!

im full of HATE. and uh..

NOT. WHIMSY!! GGGGGRRRRHHHH

[freak-asspancakes]

Have you always been Ass Pancakes or were you a normal Scout that became a Freak?

scout.. AUUGHH YES!! YES YES. they.. they SAY. i went insane buttt oooh NO. NO NO

IM. NOT. CRAZY!!! IM NOT, IM NOT! IM. NOT!!!

i. im not crazy..

AUUGHHH SHUT UP!!!!

[freak-asspancakes]

Why do you live in a BONK can anyway? How do you fit in there anyway?

well .. PAL. i, LIKE livin in a Bonk! Atomic Punch Blutonium Berry™ Can, WHY DONTCHA TRY IT, HUH TOUGH GUY!??!

I. uh.. how it.. this work.

I CAN JUS DO IT, AAUGGH STOP. STOP ASKIN!!!!! UGHHHH

[freak-asspancakes]

Hey, who's can of BONK! is this? Might need to recycle it

hey HEY HEY!! PUT IT. DOWN. give it to ME.

AUUGHHH DONT. NO, NO.. NO RECYCLING. OR TRASH. THATS GGRRRRR THATS MINE!!!! GIVE ITTTT

[freak-asspancakes]

you are like a dog needing mental stimulation so you do not chew up shoes

call me a DOG. ONE MORE TIME AND ILL BONK YOU.

shut up shut up SHUT UP!!! I AM NOT. LIKE A DOG.

HOW BOUT I CHEW ON YOU INSTEAD HUH??

[freak-asspancakes]

WHY. WHY WOULD I TAKE YOUR SSSSTUPID STUPID THING!?!? NOT ME. NOT ME!!

NO NO NO.

Has anyone seen my rosary? I should be well into the Joyful Mysteries by now… but it seems someone has decided to test divine patience...If you seen it, Please return it... Or I'll assume you need it more than I do...

[freak-asspancakes]

AUGGH. i DIDNT. I DIDNT!!! I DIDN'T I. did NOT

stupid, stupid PURE spy. dumb spy.. AUAGGHRRAUUGH ILL BONK WHO EVER DID

Has anyone seen my rosary? I should be well into the Joyful Mysteries by now… but it seems someone has decided to test divine patience...If you seen it, Please return it... Or I'll assume you need it more than I do...

[freak-asspancakes]

[freak-asspancakes]

ass pancakes.

AAGGHHHH.

IM. IM GONNA BONK YOU. RAAAHH

@freak-asspancakes

Who the hell is this kid?

[freak-asspancakes]

UGGHGH.. YOU DONT GET IT. this is DIFFERENT. i.

... ... .. .. . I HATE. EVERYTHIIINNGG GRRAAUGHHH!!

AAUGGHH. YOU. YOU.

YoU yOU... I. IM GONNA BONK. BONK. BONK YOU

@freak-asspancakes

Ah...pancakes- I'm quite surprised that you, out of everyone has come here today...

he sighs as he stood right back up

If you raise your hand against me, you'd best know what you intend to do with it.

[freak-asspancakes]

NO!! NO NO. yes..

no ones around. I CANT LIVE LIKE THIS SPY. WHO DO I BONK!? WHAT DO I DO?? WHO AM IIIII???

AAUYGHHHHHUGGAHAUGGHH!!!! I DON'T. LIKE THIS FEELING.

AAUGGHH. YOU. YOU.

YoU yOU... I. IM GONNA BONK. BONK. BONK YOU

@freak-asspancakes

Ah...pancakes- I'm quite surprised that you, out of everyone has come here today...

he sighs as he stood right back up

If you raise your hand against me, you'd best know what you intend to do with it.

[freak-asspancakes]

HEY! LOOK AT ME!

*puts a large target on my head and runs*

wh- AAAY, COME BACK HERE. ILL GETCHA, I WILL GETCHA, CMERE!! COME. BAAACKKK

AUUGHHHRH!!!!!

[freak-asspancakes]

no one here to BONk... UUEEGGHH IM. IM GOING INSANE

BLEEEHHH

[freak-asspancakes]

Ass waffles, whats your opinion on the current economic downfall of the “united” states of america?

ass. PANCAKES. GET IT RIGHT.

i do NOT CARE!!! AAAUGHHH i dont CARE about the economy of AMERICA. I HATE HATE HATE IT

[freak-asspancakes]

Omg it’s asspancakes 🫵

What… what do you do?

i BONK you, PAL. WATCH OUT

[freak-asspancakes]

AAUYGHHH SO. MANY COLOURS. THIS MONTH

what do these MEAN.

im gonna BONK em all

[freak-asspancakes]

BOOM.

MY name is asspancakes, im gonna BONK you !!!