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Sniffing glue = gets you high

Glue = made of horses

Sniffing horses = I think we need to do some research!

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his thousand yard stare and flat ass have captivated me mind and soul

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More info: http://bit.ly/3mads88

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will this kill him

Only one way to find out!

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Giving this website full of autistics obsessed with ranking and categorising stuff a poll option is like giving rats one of those buttons that makes cocaine

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azzy’s adopting puss and there’s no way muerte’s gonna harm this literal baby now 

first part

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cphil has a self help blog where he gives life advice people ask him questions like “how do i gain the forgiveness of those i’ve hurt?” and “can crows eat dog food?” and he responds to the best of his ability and tommy and tubbo regularly comment “aren’t you the guy who blew up l’manburg?” and “aren’t you the guy who killed his son?” and “hey man heard what your best friend did to all those orphans NOT COOL” he keeps blocking them but they make new accounts faster than his talons can click the screen

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i hope every single person who is, has ever been, or ever will be trans has the best day ever

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evil infodumping where you just tell lies

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One of my favourite post formats is when someone with a similar URL to op torments them like they are failed clones of each other and it completely changes the tone of the original post.

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Literally obsessed with the thought of The Narrator being able to manifest physically, and so if Stanley misbehaves he can just

GET HIM

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cranboo is like "hi chat ^w^ why is my pickaxe at 50% less durability than it was yesterday? i dunno! anyways lets go mining :]" and then midway on his trip to go find a cave a random message pops up in chat going "greeble neeble gobble womp" and suddenly he stops and turns around still talking like nothing happened and makes a deal with someone to give up their strongest weapon in exchange for a favor using nothing but his words and enderman stare that can lock someone in place. and then tubbo calls him and he snaps out of whatever just happened like "hi tubbo :] i was just going to go mining!" and tubbos like "thats fucking awesome i just ate like 9 donuts and i wanna die" and they just completely ignore everything that just happened.

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neopronouns are getting so crazy wtf is 9/11

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Cwilbur = fetus. L’Manberg = womb. Diamond sword = sword of abortion. don’t ask me about revival I’m still thinking over that part.

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she goin wayback on my machine