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why chloe moretz eating spaghetti from wooden boxes?why everyone lookin in the camera??WHY SOME DUDE SUCKIN DICK???

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Imagine if trees gave off wifi signals. We would be planting so many trees and we’d probably save the planet too.
Too bad they only produce the oxygen we breathe
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so today i found out that i’m allowed to carry a knife with me to school as long as it’s smaller than 3 ½ inches but i still can’t show my shoulders and if thats not a perfect description of american schooling idk what is
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hey mobile users look at these SICK emojis 🚀✈️🌚🐳🚙👳😺💥💩👽🏃💃 computer users FUCK u
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everyone deserves to know someone who makes them go “!!!!!!!!!!!!” inside
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disney princess quizzes be like
what do you like to do in your spare time?
- eat apples - go swimming - sleep - brush your really long hair - freeze shit - save china
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my friend was trying to tell me that i was too good for the guy i like. he’s gay and he was like ‘MELANIE, I’D FUCK YOU BEFORE I’D FUCK HIM’
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THIS ONE TIME A KID IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD WAS LATE GETTING HOME BECAUSE HE WAS BUYING DRUGS SO HE TOLD HIS MOM HE GOT KIDNAPPED AND SHE MADE HIM REPORT IT TO THE POLICE AND HE DESCRIBED THE KIDNAPPER AS COUNT OLAF AND THEN THIS HAPPENED
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[tour guide voice] and to your left, you can see me, ruining everything
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do you ever look back and realize your selfie game has improved 500%
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