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I'm screaming look what my sister sent me 💀💀

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I beg my kidnappers for a phone, swearing not to make any calls or texts, and they stare over my shoulder, holding a gun to my head as I use my newly-freed hand to post, "So do like, dudes just buy ropes and baklavas from the same store or what lmfao like a specialty Crime Store"

One of the kidnappers says "balaclavas" but it's muffled under the fabric. I ask them to repeat and they do, their voice raspy from disuse. "You wrote baklava, that's a pastry." The other kidnapper goes "stfu" and then after a pause goes "Why would you buy from a crime store"

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(✿◦’ᴗ˘◦)♡

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pet peeve of mine whenever I talk about being bisexual online and people want to make it about them

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When burning pasta is so traumatic you have to rewrite history in your head

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my bravest knighttt... come hither ..... mmmwah !! ok you are dismissed

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none of the words i want to say are in the bible

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ultimate ship meme // reunions ↳ Geoff Allen & Phillip Mishra (October Faction)

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ultimate ship meme // first kisses ↳ Geoff Allen & Phillip Mishra (October Faction)

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↪ 911 on ABC, 7.09 “Ashes, Ashes”

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9-1-1 + out of context

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Been thinking about /her/

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hey phil hit him with this one next

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They gonna murder me one day

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love Phil, love his glasses and sweater!! 🩵🦭

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dress to impress in real life

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Happy Bi Visibility Day!!