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undertale: Art style break to represent Flowey's new reality-bending powers, using unsettling realistic imagery to instill terror in the player

deltarune: Art style break because it's funny. look at the silly tv man and his 24 fps dance.

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18th century tumblr user

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i had a dream spamton was trying to convince kris to drink "Big Shot Formula" and every time kris would try to dump it out or pretend to drink it but pour it out instead, spamton would use some kind of rube goldberg-esque contraption to recapture every single drop. then he'd be like heyyyyy looks like big shot formula's back in stock :^)

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I had to go to a new town, and since one of my favorite things to do is explore little shops in tiny towns, after I've completed my town task, I start walking around and going in and out of shops.

I go into a used furniture store, but they're remodeling so all the furniture is stacked on top of each other all the way to the ceiling, so I look a little and talk about prices with the two women there, but ultimately thank them and leave without buying anything.

Then I wander further down the street and find a cute little antique store so I wander in. I'm having a good time browsing, but the store is completely empty. No clerk. Which is actually ideal, because it means no small talk or salesman's expectations.

But, when I've been in there for two minutes, one of the women from the first furniture store comes in. And upon seeing my confused face, says, "Oh, I just work at the other place on Thursdays. I own this one. I have a little beeper that alerts me when someone comes in."

Okay then. But now I feel bad, because I'm just browsing and not planning on buying anything, yet I made this woman leave her other job and hustle down here for nothing. Regardless, I look for a little bit longer and then leave.

I wander some more before going into a craft shop, which is also empty, but only for a moment, before the same woman comes out of the back, but in a different shirt.

And she sees my mingled look of disappointment (how many times am I going to bother this woman?) and confusion (how did she get to this one so fast? When did she have time to change her shirt?), she laughs and says, "You must have just come from my sister's antique store."

Anyways, I am now outlawing identical twins in practice and they are also now forbidden from owning multiple stores on the same block.

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I made this poster for a klapollo zine a few years back and it still gets a chuckle out of me every time I see it

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Everyone shut up and look at this carving of a whale from the 1200-600 CE Chumash culture

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As much debate as there is about tone tags, 90% of the issues would be solved by just typing the word. Like instead of typing /gen or /hj you can just write (genuine) or (handjob) and you'll be doing pretty much the exact same thing.

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It's Morgan Monday.

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You ever think too hard about Minecraft and start gnawing drywall

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I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD

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Can you use high heels as a weapon?

Props to Bayonetta- that was pretty fun!

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