freakposer500

[freakposer500]

computer show me men with wet spots in their underwear. men making a mess in their boxers. men gasping and panting. men pressing their thighs together. men with trembling hands and sweat beading on their neck. men with warm, sweet skin between their thighs. men twitching. computer. computer can you hear me.

[freakposer500]

Do you think urban fantasy settings have porn discourse? Like all the races have different ideas of what they find appealing and how it should be presented. Drarves mostly write erotic literature in runes and you would not believe how slow burn that shit can get. You're five volumes in before the two main characters figure out each others' genders and realise that they may be attracted to each other.

Orcs don't really do narrative arts, they figured out advanced chemistry before writing, and they manufacture perfumes specifically meant to mimic the scent of an orc in heat and then jack off to the smell. Having an orc roommate in college is unbearable.

Gnome porn is unspeakable. Do not speak of gnome porn.

Elvish porn, regardless of media type, features more humans than the uninitiated would expect. This is largely because elvish mating customs are just as slow-paced as those of dwarves, so the myth of humans as wildly promiscuous hypersexual turbosluts is somewhat based in reality: the culture shock that elves often encounter in mixed relationships, where the human partner whom they have been appropriately courting in a perfectly respectable way all of a sudden throws all propriety in the wind and goes "hey we've been together for ten years, do you want to see my tits while they're still this good?"

[freakposer500]

Ooh

Every now and then i will be coming back to ask for rpf

[freakposer500]

Hello

Waiter waiter more of this please, but now I'll add full fic, less girlfriend, and AUs are optional

Any Charlie Slimecicle RPF one-shot fic I could read? No Y/N shit, no AUs, just charlie being a gooner or whatever

[freakposer500]

Every now and then i will be coming back to ask for rpf

[freakposer500]

yeah i need to ride or peg him in this outfit till he’s crying and babbling incoherently. do you see the fucking glitter freckles. the tiny antlers. i need a cigarette.

[freakposer500]

you’re over 18 yes?

Yes I am. I feel like this is necessary to answer

[freakposer500]

he gives me bisexual

[freakposer500]

Any Charlie Slimecicle RPF one-shot fic I could read? No Y/N shit, no AUs, just charlie being a gooner or whatever

[freakposer500]

Not that I know

"Guess what, I know, that you're all alone "XX"ing, I'm wise to it. Twitching, your dissected heart spasms, your moans are audible"

[freakposer500]

i dont have much to say about this i dont think

[freakposer500]

I am not joining the slimecicle fucker discord server because I'm just, not a fan of discord

Also because, not a slimecicle fucker. I guess not. Maybe yes. I mean I get it he is HOT, goddayum, WOOF. I'd rather be my own freak

Also the explanation to why I don't post in this blog as often as you (moots) + the fact that I am greysexual

[freakposer500]

Shout out to man whimper gotta be one of my favorite genres

i dont have much to say about this i dont think

[freakposer500]

GOD even his little chibi version on his thumbnails are hot

[freakposer500]

Part two if you'd like

When the song so horny you look like this while wearing your earphones

[freakposer500]

When the song so horny you look like this while wearing your earphones

[freakposer500]

They call me poser the way i'm freaky sometimes