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secret santa gifts for @freaky-yaoi ! :3c
#I got onto my side tumblr for the first time in a million years#I'M STILL EATING THIS BTW#RAAA!!#tysm again ;w;
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I see a man (fictional), I am generally like "okay". I see the same man (fictional) being put in a situation, covered in dirt and blood, perhaps soaking wet, actively sobbing and shaking like a chihuahua, and I am saying "yay" and "yippee" and things of this nature
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Little Stanley and his best friend Shanklin the possum!
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Cat Boy Stan Pines but he is still fat and hairy and everything and has a primordial pouch. Send tweet.
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How regularly do Stan and Ford piss together? For how long have they been doing it?
Honestly it depends on the day you ask me bc if I’m really into the smut-writing mood I will go ahead and say “fuck it, when are they not pissing together?”
But to give you a serious answer:
I don’t think they really explored piss-kink together until post-portal. I don’t think they were ever really that “kinky” as teens. The most kinky they got would be Ford sniffing Stan’s cum-stained underwear.
They both were first introduced to piss-kink differently. I think Fidds was definitely into it in college and was the one who introduced the idea to Ford, who accepted initially because he thought he could get some good research about it. As for Stan, he was first introduced to it when he was sleeping with truckers behind the rest stop off a highway and one of them decided to relieve themselves after cumming in Stan’s ass; he was at first a bit weirded out by it, but the sensation felt good and he liked how warm it made him feel on that brisk February night.
So now to actually answer your question: often enough; especially if it’s on the Stan-o-war. It may not be actual “sex” when it comes to pissing, but one will never miss the opportunity to hold the other’s cock while they piss over the railing into the sea. Other times, they won’t even get to the railing before the other offers to drink straight from the tap.
Honestly I want to answer this with a lot longer/detailed response, but for some reason I have no energy today. I wanted to, however, answer this thoughtfully which is why I waited until today to answer it rather than right before bed last night. But I’m always 1000% willing to answer any/all piss kink/piss-kink-adjacent questions 🙏💯💅✨🏳️🌈
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I was probably possessed while drawing this.
Anyway, here’s a possessed Stanley doing his best Monty Gator impression.^^
(But.. How did I draw this in a single evening??)
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stanley lying. in his underpants. with hearts. that's all.
translation: «let's fuck)))» > «all ladies ran away» > «but ford came running from the portal»
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Here With You
i really like the idea where Stan would wake up from nightmares of his brother and making sure he’s with him. Ford will give kisses, stay till he’s calm down
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Are you taking any requests? If so, could I request a sweet older!stancest kiss?...I know it's not nsfw but I love your style and think their cute together.
Thanks! I like forehead kisses so here ya go
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