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oh,,,thats gore of my comfort xe,,,
── 𝗔𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗠𝗲 ─────── .✦ 𝜗𝜚・Name: xe 𝜗𝜚・Pronouns: she/her 𝜗𝜚・Age: ?? 𝜗𝜚・Country: america 𝜗𝜚・Languages: english, german, spanish 𝜗𝜚・Sexuality: anyone w good personality 𝜗𝜚・Zodiac Sign: pisces ── 𝗙𝗮𝘃𝗼𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗲𝘀 ─────── .✦ 𝜗𝜚・Hobbies: reading, gaming 𝜗𝜚・Colors: light pink and red 𝜗𝜚・Foods: egg salad sandwich 𝜗𝜚・Artists: icp, joost, tv girl 𝜗𝜚・Songs: ask 𝜗𝜚・Movies: Jigsaw series 𝜗𝜚・Games: mouthwashing ── 𝗘𝘅𝘁𝗿𝗮 ────────── .✦ 𝜗𝜚・A fun fact about me: idk 𝜗𝜚・My dream vacation: Netherkands 𝜗𝜚・My favorite way to relax: stalkung onlinrr 𝜗𝜚・Emojis that describe me: 🤓🤡😾
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Might sound weird but am I the only one who finds jungle Bobby SO fine, like a needd a fanfic or him 😭🙏🏻
JUNGLE BOBBY? idk if this is a bop or flop LMAOO 😭😭 well ill see if i can learn more about him! xoxo, anything for you, junglebanon<333
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joost thing my ex bf wrote 💔
“anyone who ever had a heart, or sang a lonesome song– would sell their little souls, just to make it with the blonde.”
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It’s a dark day, rain clashing against your roof, thunder clapping, your stomach churning. Your boyfriend was supposed to be there hours ago, as it was your anniversary; yet there you are, curled up in bed, all alone, fresh tears drowning you into a sad aura that lingers in the air.
Your thoughts travel miles. You think of the first day you met him. Everyone was crowded in a circle playing spin the bottle. Your turn came around. Your mindset was spinning with the bottle, ready to kiss someone, no matter who it was. It landed on this blonde boy with blue eyes. He immediately got flustered; you thought it was cute. You leant in, cupping his face with your hands, and diving straight in. He tasted like beer and smoke, which in this case was.. Good?
All throughout the rest of that game you had your focus on him. You noticed every little detail; the way he took a drag from his cigarette, the way his entire face lit up when he smiles, the 1983 on his hands, the higher pitched voice he had when he was happy. After this party, you exchanged phone numbers, and started talking.
You get caught in this train of thought when you hear a knock at your door. “Love? Are you okay?”, the voice entering questions. It was him. Him with the stupid black suit. Him with the bad memory, him which you are currently pissed off at, so you ignore him. He looks at you with pleading eyes, taking caution, slowly walking towards you. When he arrives at his destination, he sits beside you on the bed, to the right of you. His big hands gently carress your back. “What’s wrong? Please tell me.”
Something snaps in you. “What’s wrong? I wonder what’s wrong. Maybe its that my boyfriend forgot our first anniversary, spending it out doing who knows what- instead of coming home just this one day for me. One fucking day. But no, producing music matters more. I don’t matter at all.” You feel the knot in your throat, your breathing getting heavier, and for some reason your entire head feels like its gonna collapse at any chance it gets.
“Baby– i–”
“Get out of my room. You can sleep on the couch.”
“What?”
“You heard me, im not repeating myself.”
“But–”
“No buts, you did this to yourself.”
Joost doesn’t argue; he doesn’t know how to. He gets up lazily, walking out of the room, not looking back once. You feel tension in the air when he slams the door shut, something he has never done. You plop your body backwards on the bed. You don’t cry now; not anymore. You just sit there, questioning everything and everyone.
The next day, you wake up to a plate of bacon, eggs, and a waffle on your beside-the-bed-dresser, along with a cup of milk and a little note. You laugh, the stress of everything last night + how stupid this little interaction of joost’s is making you. You unfold the note.
Im really sorry about last night. please dont hate me. If you are okay with it, i got a reservation at your favorite resturaunt. Be there at 18:00, if you dont come i completely understand. I made you breakfast too, and i cleaned the house spotless. I know sorry wont just cut it, but i hope youll let it slide.
-xoxo, your onion boy
You let out a sigh after reading this. You could hardly do this to him, let alone hate him. He’s always there for you when you need it, you decide you need to give him a break. He’s been so caught up in his music, trying to get it all done so he can spend time with you, and you screamed at him for an anniversary. Yes, it meant a lot, but no, it wasn’t necessary.
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LMAO GUYS SHOULD I MAKE HIM COMPLETE IT? 😭😭😭
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This video is so hot everyone deserves to see it
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reblog if ur a bad bish and not afraid if joost klein sees ur tumblr
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Enhancing Men's Sexual Functioning: A Comprehensive Guide
Sexual health is a vital part of overall well-being for men at every stage of life. Yet, many men experience issues like reduced libido, erectile dysfunction, or lack of satisfaction at some point. Fortunately, numerous strategies—both natural and medical—can enhance sexual functioning and improve confidence and intimacy.
Understanding Sexual Function
Sexual functioning is a complex interplay of physical, psychological, emotional, and relational factors. Key elements include:
Hormone levels (especially testosterone)
Blood flow and vascular health
Mental health (stress, anxiety, depression)
Lifestyle factors (diet, exercise, sleep)
Relationship quality
When any of these areas are out of balance, sexual performance can suffer.
Natural Ways to Enhance Sexual Function
1. Exercise Regularly
Physical activity improves blood flow, boosts testosterone, and increases stamina. Resistance training and cardiovascular exercises are particularly beneficial.
2. Eat a Healthy Diet
A heart-healthy diet rich in fruits, vegetables, whole grains, and lean proteins promotes vascular health. Specific foods like leafy greens, beets, dark chocolate, and omega-3-rich fish can enhance blood circulation and nitric oxide levels, key for erections.
3. Manage Stress
Chronic stress raises cortisol levels, which can suppress sexual desire and interfere with erections. Mindfulness, yoga, deep breathing, and therapy can help reduce stress.
4. Prioritize Sleep
Poor sleep can lower testosterone and increase the risk of erectile dysfunction. Aim for 7–9 hours of quality sleep each night.
5. Limit Alcohol and Quit Smoking
Excessive drinking and smoking can impair blood flow and lower testosterone levels, affecting sexual performance.
6. Strengthen Emotional Intimacy
Good communication and emotional closeness with a partner can significantly enhance sexual satisfaction and desire.
Supplements and Natural Aids
Some supplements have evidence supporting their use, though it’s crucial to consult a healthcare provider before starting any:
L-arginine: An amino acid that boosts nitric oxide and improves blood flow.
Ginseng: Traditional herb known for boosting libido and erectile function.
Zinc and Vitamin D: Vital for testosterone production and sexual health.
Maca root: May help increase sexual desire.
Medical Treatments
If natural methods aren’t sufficient, medical treatments are available:
Prescription medications: Drugs like sildenafil (Viagra) and tadalafil (Cialis) enhance blood flow to the penis.
Testosterone therapy: For men with clinically low testosterone levels.
Psychotherapy: Especially useful if psychological issues like anxiety or past trauma are contributing.
Devices and surgeries: In severe cases, options like vacuum erection devices or penile implants can be considered.
When to Seek Professional Help
Men should consult a doctor if they experience:
Persistent erectile dysfunction
Loss of libido
Pain during intercourse
Signs of hormonal imbalances (e.g., fatigue, depression)
Early intervention can help address underlying causes and restore sexual health effectively.
Conclusion
Improving sexual functioning involves a holistic approach—caring for your body, managing your mind, nurturing your relationships, and seeking help when necessary. Small, consistent changes in lifestyle can lead to significant improvements, empowering men to enjoy healthier, more satisfying sexual lives.
Source: Enhancing Men's Sexual Functioning: A Comprehensive Guide
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U SEEM SO COOL DO U HAVE ANY SOCIAL MEDS??
AWWWWWWW TY BABY YS I HAVE DISCORD ITS LUCKYCHARMSFAN !!! ALL OF THE SOCIAL MEDIAS R LINKED THERE
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ermmm haii:;:;:3333
haiiii im new to tumblr and im planning on writing,,,, any ideas??
(me btw
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