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Think again. She may be me and I fight like a girl.
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So next time you think you can distract yourself from your insecurities by victimizing a girl, think again. She may be me and I fight like a girl.
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Today, I fucked up... by buying a bottle of wine at the movies
Went to fancy movie theater with date. Decide to buy a bottle of wine. Go back to bar. Ask for two glasses. Bartender says he needs two ID’s. I’m too lazy to go back to seats to grab dates ID. Tell him I’m alone and was embarrassed to ask for just one glass. He is clearly sympathetic. Idiot me then tries to sell the story and continue on about how lonely I’ve been recently. He tells me he’s off in a few minutes and insists on watching the movie with me. I try to fight it but I could only argue so much without giving away the truth. Bartender is insistent. I text my date what’s happening. Go back to theater with my new date. Sit a few rows in front of my first date. She has the stupidest grin on her face as me and the bartender (Jared) sit a couple rows in front of her. He ends up being super cool and bought me and him another bottle during the movie. Movie ends. I thank him for his gesture. He didn’t even ask for my number or anything. I think Jared was just a genuine guy trying to comfort someone. Met back up with my date in the parking lot and thankfully she found the whole thing hilarious.
I don’t deserve Jared.
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Anti-Hero Appreciation, Part 2 (X)
“The world needs bad men. We keep the other bad men from the door.“
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Halloween in Starbucks #Pumpkin #Starbucks #Halloween #DayOfTheDead #HipsterWannabes XD #WhiteGirlWednesday
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Halloween in Starbucks #Pumpkin #Starbucks #Halloween #DayOfTheDead #HipsterWannabes XD #WhiteGirlWednesday
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A cat ran into a door during a French baking show
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Note to self:
Don't eat salsa stuff before a night out.... It just isn't worth it... :/
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(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SQcrVoAsVQ)
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Cheeky nandos US translation
So I was chillin with my bros at the mall trying to scope out some fresh matching Nike sandals and high socks when my bro Shane says he’s hungry so we’re all gonna grub but first we need to scoop our bro Tyler who’s a straight savage lol I wanted to go to Taco Bell but it’s not quite bangin enough for the bros so we cruise to bomb ass panera while bumpin some wiz cause that shits fire
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I feel like half of British tumblr is running in circles screaming ‘conservatives’ in terror, while everyone else quietly whispers 'nandos’ and 'banter’ to themselves in confusion, doing this '👌🏻’ at anyone who will pay them attention
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