maslow didnt even considering fingering when he made that gay as fuck tringle we should beat him with hammers
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our society is so telling that it can take a medication made for people with a disabling disease and be like
"lazy fat people are just using it to be skinny.
but can I have it too? I want to be skinnier."
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put those big brown eyes away dude now is NOT the time
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cant believe im letting people online see into my heart. for free
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sweetest thing this side of heaven
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man homophobia ruins the party again. finally joined a queer dating app and my friend wanted me to send her screenshots of people I thought were cute and when I screenshotted it was like "oops! let's keep the app safe everything here is private"
and I was like well that's stupid. and then I immediately realized it could be dangerous for people to be found on there and I'm like well goddamn I hate it here.
Can't even have a normal experience of giggling over cuties with my best friend.
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it’s a new week!!! let’s do this!!!!! (cries uncontrollably)
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Cuddling. don’t mind the claws of the beast
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ₜₕₑ wₐₗₗₛ ₕₐᵥₑ ₑyₑₛ
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If lesbians are so predatory where are they and why aren't they in my DMS.
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“this song reminds me of you” take off your clothes rn.
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my baby is going to be the big 1 year old tomorrow and I need everyone to know she's still a piece of shit and it's all my fault because I'm the lenient parent and a single mom.
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tomorrow is juniper's birthday 🥹
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