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STAR TREK: ENTERPRISE - S1E21 Detained

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I need every non-Human Star Trek character to start talking about their countries and hometowns NOW!! Tuvok definitely roots for his local sports team internally even though they suck and are horrible. He's gonna watch the game and he's gonna be frustrated with their performance every time.

Vulcans posting shit like this ☝️is commonplace in my mind

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Say that the wind won’t change on us

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Quark is attracted to Odo but Odo is obsessed with Quark

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for AUgust, i put Jacoffel under medival and my perfect answer to that is:

messenger pigeon handler doug and guard of the castle daniel.

i'm a genius

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made in blender, based on a soviet era postcard. this is all rendered in eevee, with the windows and light details drawn with grease pencil. I animated the little people in the windows as well, but maybe I shouldn't have bothered.

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Had the random idea that Ferenginar went through a warm period at some point during their Pre-Industrial Era, and all the icecaps melted and flooded the whole planet with vast oceans between marshy archipelagos, like Earth during the Cretaceous. And the Ferengi existed during this, so their entire existence became sea-faring trade between the isolated islands, which of course includes piracy.

What I'm getting at here is I want a swashbuckling holodeck pirate Treasure Island-esque adventure, complete with crazy accents and sea-shanties, but everyone is a Ferengi on a quest for "me horde o' jewels an' latinum."

(And this is a DS9 adventure so Bashir is like "Hey O'Brien, I knew there were some similarities between this period of Ferengi culture and that brief period in Earth's 18th Century, but this is uncanny!" Just to wink at us. The Ferengi drink some sweet fermented bug-juice liquour called mür.)

And the captain of the ship they are on is the notorious pirate Captain Bigears, because his ears are huge, even for a Ferengi! He is brutal but runs his ship fairly, using a law system he created called the Rules of Acquisition. And we find out at the end that he was so successful that at some point he settles down and establishes a peaceful kingdom based on trade. And that his given name is Nagus.

I am too lazy to turn this into actual fanfic. Plus I don't expect anyone else is me enough to get a kick out of Ferengi in shortpants and kerchiefs having saber-and-flintlock-pistol duels on wooden sailing ships.

Some ideas are too pure for this world, me hearties.

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still can't believe this is a real scene, lmao

allykin skywoker

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he's having sad gay flashbacks in his stupid misogyny bar

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tbf one of tom and harry’s holodeck programs malfunctioning trapping tuvok in a star wars parody is something that would absolutely happen on voyager

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It's Word of God that part of Eiffel's bad hygiene is due to Hilbert's synthesized soap giving you chemical burns, so I'm imagining Minkowski stoically scrubbing herself down with Dr. Hilbert's caustic seaweed skin destroyer TM for The Mission.

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I've made this exact same post before but in honor of w359 daily finishing season 2 recently, it's my belief that Hilbert (synthesizes everyone's hygiene products, gave Maxwell excellent medical care in "Fire and Brimstone" 15 minutes after arguing in favor of murdering her, overall is fascinatingly good at compartmentalizing on the job) starts making Lovelace natural hair care products again as soon as they let him out of the observation deck brig. This is not, as Lovelace expects, an attempt to kill her with contact poison or a pathetic attempt to regain her trust. He's just doing his job. He did it last mission, he's doing it now. Also excellent opportunity to push boundaries of seaweed agars.

Lovelace lets the bottles pile up until after "Happy Endings", when she grudgingly starts using them. After the mutiny, after her funeral, she uses them after she washes the blood out of her hair.

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also on the subject another part of The Killing Game that lives rent free in my mind is that 1 scene where GI!Tom Paris runs into Harry Kim and accuses him of being a Japanese spy bcos My God what a horrifying experience for poor Harry

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draw one of these characters on their baseball date with ben challenge