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run Brantina!

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those @herseyaf feels

It wrecks me every time 😵‍💫

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that is the most chad-ass troll music i've heard since Englishman's theme in Sonic Adventure the Animated Series.

Cheeseless bans our admin from Eka's, ... "Where is that music coming from?"

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"Imaginary technique: Hollow Purple"

wait, so if I use "break rule, set one" what'll happen?

SWEET JESUS GOJO! I'M SO SORRY!

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disagree

Every day you're not dying you're living.

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Save The Gummy Worm Salamander

Spawls' boolee (Boulengerula spawlsi)

it's also known locally in its native home of Kenya as a Nala, which is literally what this lioness is named after.

quick! before Nala goes extinct!

'cause y'all know Disney can't save the franchise.

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We Need To Save The Mexican Poop Newt

Cuetzalan salamander (Aquiloeurycea quetzalanensis)

they're critically endangered

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Nectophrynoides asperginis

Translated from Greek it's name reads "Autistic Son of a Bitch"

its abdomen and digestive system are transparent, it has a Bugatti side panel during adolescence, its ears have no openings on the outside, so it barely hears the haters, and it has to yell extra loud to be heard by its own kind, it's lived in one small area its entire existence, where mother earth provides the ideal conditions, everything was fine until they had too much pot tree, and the rhiz bringers move in on their turf, and thanks to online commissions it was kept safe, when a group of scientist found them, because two males were arguing over a girl, flexing over who had the shiniest rock, puffing out their chest and slamming their fists on a rock table, now they're in captivity chilling in a jacuzzi, 6 feet apart because they're not gay, working on their skincare routine, so they can act cute in front of the ladies, and get a spring tail.

all of what i just said is technically true, but they can no longer survive in the wild, and if they don't start a family soon, they may just disappear all together.

furries, this, this is your ideal species right here.

this needs to be the furry icon.

oh and you haven't heard the best part. despite social workers trying to get them to get it on...

straight up, no cap. the government are literally putting chemicals in the water that turns the "fucking" frogs gay.

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Humanity, you fucked up.

This time the flood has the addition of coked up sharks.

God ain't messing around this time.

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This stupid comic is calling me out

some idiot sent me this. boy is this a half-truth.

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butts ftw

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They posted this on the Micronet 800 a forerunner to the internet back in the year 1984.

The story checks out.

also this guy was there @samwamm he's like really old. some sort of computer engineer from MIT.

80's internet was wild

Hail to the queen.

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#unbirthing

lol

Well that's one way to phrase it.