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CJ IN EVERY EPISODE: 6x06 - “Living Dead Girl”
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I just found out there is a crab that looks like a pancake and now the world seems brighter.
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If you're at my funeral and you think it's a little boring, just spice it up. Drink a little too much. Flirt with a few people here and there. Start a fight. It's what I would've wanted
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Me in 2022 when the pandemic hasn’t ended yet because people don’t know how to act right and I’ve been holed up in my house for three years acquiring a new flavor of crazy, going to open the door for the guy in the hazmat suit that’s come to deliver my groceries
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woke up and turned over and there was a roach next to me.... wtf did we do last night....?
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Dude yoga is fucking hard I forgot how much this shit like wrecks you immediately after
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this is how jim henson puppets dance
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