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young jeff goldblum save me young jeff goldblum

he's so UGHHH

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I watched Jurassic Park for the first time, and I loved how Ian Malcolm got injured pretty much as soon as shit went down, then spent the rest of the movie being slutty and mostly useless

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I must sleep. Sleep is the mind-healer. Sleep is the big-life that brings total ability to fucking do anything. I will face my bed. I will permit the blankie to pass over me and snores to pass through me. And when sleep has gone past I will turn the outer eye to greet the new morning. When the sleep has gone there will be everything. Energy and will to live will remain.

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girl you are killing it! girl i think it's dead! girl you can stop STABBING

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oh boy i sure do love having tons of trinkets

the nefarious dust particle:

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Bro why won’t you drink my elixir? There’s nothing malevolent about my bubbling neon green elixir

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𝔢𝔫𝔡𝔩𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔭𝔲𝔯𝔰𝔲𝔦𝔱 𝔬𝔣 𝔟𝔢𝔞𝔲𝔱𝔶 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔨𝔫𝔬𝔴𝔩𝔢𝔡𝔤𝔢

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beetee latier came up with one singular plan ever to defeat the hunger games and canonically tried to make it work TWICE despite the fact that it literally blew up in his face the first time.

this officially makes him the world’s most accurate fictional scientist because he HAS a favorite hypothesis that he IS going to make sure works even if it fucking kills him

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coriolanus snow projecting his insecurities about covey girls onto 15yo haymitch abernathy will never not be funny to me

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the way haymitch must have seen it as all his ghosts coming back to haunt him at once when katniss walked onto the train with the face of burdock and asterid, the pin of maysilee, the voice of lenore dove, and a background so devastatingly similar to his own. of course sweetheart slipped out. and of course he did everything he could to keep her alive

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how do y’all think haymitch felt when katniss came back to him all “i want wiress, beetee, and mags as allies” in catching fire? hand-picking his two and a half men(tors)!!

“of course you do” as his response now means so much more bc he’s not just exasperated he’s like “you really are me with a braid”

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Was it casual when? No, nothing about this relationship was ever casual.

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Details: Ghost clouds - Les Nuages Fantômes. Ca. 1897, by Richard Riemerschmid.

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need more “guish” words. anguish. extinguish. languish. great for when a character is bleeding out on the floor