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"people in real life: hey man how's it going" is a killer phrase. instantly neutralizes whatever insane discourse you find online. gonna start using that from now on

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last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere

i wasn’t joking

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people should give me money so i can get more tattoos and look hotter and sexier

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everyday I pray Zillow makes a comment section

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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stop getting so obsessed with fictional dudes like get real. start downloading millions of images of real men with families

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Men in thongs is part of the food pyramid now

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Source: Becoming Visible; An Illustrated History Of Lesbian And Gay Life In Twentieth-Century America- by Molly McGary and Fred Wasserman

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The remaining monarchies in Europe are so random.

Like some of them are obvious like the UK (they have "kingdom" in the name) and Spain. Tiny principalities like Monaco, Lichtenstein, and Andorra are whatever.

But then you have the Nordic countries. Belgium. Fucking Netherlands.

Do you know who the king of the Netherlands is? It's this guy

He looks like somebody's distantly related uncle at a wedding.

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this is the hardest any single image has ever gone

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antwithabindle.com/careers

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Amaury the chocolate guy has done it again

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if it was about 15 years ago i’d already have seen 12 different AMVs of chimera falin set to three days grace animal i have become on my feed but that just doesn’t happen anymore. because of woke