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@ask-again-later Grass flavored jelly beans but in a good way

Reblog and I’ll tell you what candy you’d be based on your blog

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in 1978, sanrio made a crocodile called big challenges. he was never used for anything. 

he believes that you can overcome your own big challenges !

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Get lost in the woods ↟↟↟

(We actually did get lost here, but it was fun seeing who has better navigation skills - me, I do)

Instagram.com/ouijaye 🍄

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Man: Hi can I get a haircut?

Me: You can but you’re going to have to wait for half an hour.

Man: Oh no its okay I’ll just take whoever’s available.

Me: No one is available right now. It’s going to be a half hour wait.

Man: Oh its okay just give me whoever can take me right now.

Me: There. Is. No. One. Available. To. Give. You. A. Hair. Cut. Right. Now.

Man: what do you mean?

Me rapidly losing patience: I have a colour and my coworker has a Perm. We are both busy and there is no one else in the salon. So if you’d like to take a seat we can fit you in in 30 minutes.

Man: Oh….. Well I don’t want to wait.

Me: Then I suggest you make an appointment and come back and you won’t have to wait.

Man: So there’s no one available right now?

Me:

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gentle reminder

hey, please try your best to notice when you’re putting yourself down today, and work towards bringing yourself up instead

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BY A WHAT

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are you http because ://

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I keep dreaming about marrying my gf but it's like Whoa brain calm down I ain't got money to wife her rn

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Class and sophistication

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Have A Nice Day!

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one of the first sketches of spongebob by stephen hillenburg

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The Papa John’s slogan (Better ingredients, better pizza) could also be used as a proverb suggesting that improving the small pieces of ones life leads to an overall happier existence

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this is my cover of king princess’s upper west side judge me mercilessly