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free-piza · 9 hours

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Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

#ok but literally my job #except for 3 but i'm mostly home so it doesnt matter really

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free-piza · 10 hours

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If you are watching a TV show, it can be live action or animated.

But not when you're reading a book. Much to think about.

#no hallucinations thank you and goodbye

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free-piza · 10 hours

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Tumblr Top Ships Bracket - Round 1 Side 1

This poll is a celebration of fandom and fandom history; we're aware that there are certain issues with many of the listed pairings and sources, but they are a part of that history. Please do not take this as an endorsement, and refrain from harassment.

#cursed choice

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free-piza · 13 hours

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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

#scary

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free-piza · 14 hours

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Aging userbase this, aging userbase that, the german side of tumblr apparently became aware of their retirement pension over night and are suddenly discussing and sharing tips on how to make sure that you get the right amount of money in the end.

#as they should

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free-piza · 1 day

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#bro the haterisms are sooo boring #like why do you care. hope that reposted funny tweet gave you the sense of superiority you were looking for #mutuals you can joke about her but at least make it interesting or tag it so i dont have to see it #i will unfollow over this i am so absolutely serious

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free-piza · 1 day

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Alles in bester Ordnung + Gelb

#ohhh you wanna watch this movie. you want to watch it sooo bad #you are opening arte mediathek as we speak~~#alles in bester ordnung

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free-piza · 2 days

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german haikyuu dub my beloved no one does it like you fr

#REAL ohhh my god #the way the dub jumpstarted my fixation out of the blueee #haikyuu

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free-piza · 2 days

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i will be a changed woman once the clancy album is out fr

#twenty one pilots #txt #aaaaaaaaaaaaa

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free-piza · 2 days

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Our blessed "(m/w/d)", their barbarous "(gender neutral)"

#(mensch)

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free-piza · 2 days

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What is the highest number of notes on a post you have made? What's your most "successful" post?

#post about cleaning my kitchen is now at about 42k #maybe theres another post i've forgotten about that might have more but i think this is the one

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free-piza · 2 days

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babygirl you look like an absolute angel tonight (there is a streetlight behind you and i have astigmatism)

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free-piza · 2 days

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this may shock some of you but i love listening to music. does anyone else feel this way

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free-piza · 2 days

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You can love a character & still admit when they’re wrong. I love Hera Wolf359 but can acknowledge her flaws (none) & can hold her accountable for her wrongdoings (she’s never done anything wrong in her life) & call her out for her actions (which are always correct)

#wolf 359

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free-piza · 2 days

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Happy birthday Officer Eiffel!

And happy "CHRISTMAS SPECIAL" to everyone else.

#dooooont look at me at all #wolf 359

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free-piza · 2 days

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this is going to be difficult -> i am capable of doing difficult things -> i have done everything prior to this moment -> this difficulty will soon be proof of capability

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free-piza · 3 days

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early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies

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