freecandyman
freecandyman
i'm the goat in this metaphor
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so just how much gay sex do I have to have before they'll let me say faggot
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when i tell you i had an aneurysm
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freecandyman · 5 hours ago
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Iain McCaig, Dragon and Damsel
www.artsytoad.tumblr.com
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Ricky Wei (魏敬學)
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Pee changing color depending on ur hydration is very intuitive game desigm
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junicorn day 25
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this is laurel, another minor npc from my tabletop campaign. i made her up on the spot & she wasn't supposed to have much signifigance, but the players ended up falling in love with her -> she became more relevant -> i also fell in love and made her into a doll. she's mostly inspired by cranes and secretary birds, and how fun it would be if they had little arms.
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The important questions of what if bird were fruit
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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.
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just saw a furry go "ugh pup masks are the worst thing to happen to the furry community" and it's like what are you talking about those are your cousins, at the end of the day you're both pretending to be gay dog men, i think it's just an aesthetic choice at that point
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freecandyman · 5 hours ago
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big fan of this cry for help my coworker drew in the storage room
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The beauty of tumblr is that some people here think that cigarettes get you high and drinking once a week makes you an alcoholic, while others here started smoking at 13 and wouldn't even consider ketamine a drug because everyone does it. And both of them are on tumblr blogging about TV shows from 2005.
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freecandyman · 6 hours ago
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Machine That Makes It All Better
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Just saw a post asking how tall people are and now I want to make it a poll. Apologies to people in the fringe height categories, you do not get specifics.
I had to consult a chart for this
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Sex and the City / Season 4 Episode 14
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