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“why’s he always covered in blood” he needs enrichment. What’s not clicking

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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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I hate that after you hit 21 you run out of new privileges to earn. I think at 25 I should be able to use dynamite recreationally

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some of my favorite replies to this tweet. happy lesbian visibility week!

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this is the greatest compliment I've ever gotten

okay but i cannot get over how funny it is. imagine if the Russians launched bombs back in the 60s and fucking John Wayne survived, 200-some years later he's still kicking and has become an actual gotdang cowboy like a real force to be reckoned with, a real wasteland legend. imagine you're a prewar ghoul somewhere else in the country and you hear about this. "John Wayne survived? The John Wayne from the movies? That John Wayne? You're kidding, he– no. No he is not a cowboy. No he's not going around dressed up like an honest to god– they didn't even– that's just for tv! WAIT AND HE'S GOOD AT IT? YOU'RE FUCKING WITH ME SAY PSYCH RIGHT NOW I CANT–"

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origins is set in ferelden because if you tried to explain the mere concept of orlais to a freshly out of dust town brosca they'd let the darkspawn win

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Gortash’s letters be like: Mr. Peartree, are you nasty?

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Astarion fallen asleep over a book - thank you for this cute idea, @oonalovesastarionssimpleplan! I hope you like it 🙂 it became a much more detailed thing than planned:D

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hair render this is my personal hell 💀

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pick up ur wet cat please :/

he puts water everywhere

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Astarion WIP

I literally only post things in progress but I just love him. And having a little return to my colored pencil roots has been fun.

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Sorry. I just can not. I can't.

I don’t have many subscribers now, I don’t often get into recommendations. But imagine the face of the person who visits my blog. AND WILL SEE ALL THIS.

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Hozier making Unknown / Nth

❝ Where you were held frozen like an angel to me. ❞

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My Trevelyan's icons

Now how to make them appear in-game

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guy scanning my food: thatll be 300 dollars

the screen on the card swiper: would you like to donate 100% of the food you just bought to a little ant?

me: hm

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gymforge 2.0