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shining bright bc i am a lovely little star :) (print!!)
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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.
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i think one of the best parts about being a teenager in the early to mid 2010s was that cigarettes were definitely not cool anymore and vapes hadn’t popularized yet so my lungs made it out of my peak impressionable years relatively unscathed
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fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this
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thank god it’s make a terrible comic day 2025
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eternal ass june ive already reincarnated 10,000 lives this month
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anyway general reminder: you dont have to publicly label yourself as tme if you don't want to, but "are you tme?" IS a very very fair question to ask if you do decide to weigh in on transmisogyny
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STOP kicking the yolk out of egg recipes to reduce the saturated fat or whatever. you're hurting her. and making scrambled eggs without yolk is demonic
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I'm not familiar with American geography, so the little thin threadlike patches of lands dividing the three lakes, are those accessible? Can people go across the lakes via those barely visible land bridges?
these?
those aren't land bridges, they're bridge bridges!
the southern one is the Mackinac Bridge, which is the longest suspension bridge in the western hemisphere.
it's fucking ENORMOUS. it's about 5 miles long and the deck is 200 feet over the water. the bridge towers are 550 feet tall.
it honestly breaks your brain a bit to look at it, but if you want to cross from Lower to Upper Michigan or vice versa, it's your only choice.
and the northern circle is the Sault Ste. Marie International Bridge, which is just fine.
(it's pronounced "SOO saint marie")
it takes you to Canada from Upper Michigan if you want to go, so there's Customs at the end. bring your passport, and also your dog's passport.
and that's how we get around up here! if you need to go somewhere in the Great Lakes area and there's one of these big watery fucks in the way, you either take one of these bridges, hop onto a car or passenger ferry, or drive the long way round.
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emotions were invented ten years ago. thank you carly
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