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[frekktropy]

Oi, I’ve ‘eard that yer kidnappin’ snails now, better set ‘em free

So says-

The Snail King 🐌

No. I am creating their utopia. You are welcome to join them and enjoy carrots and tomatoes for the rest of your days.

[frekktropy]

I have collected five snails from the garden to raise in captivity. Does anyone have any name suggestions?

[frekktropy]

Ah. I see. You slither. Fascinating.

Im uncertain what this blocking means but ants are beautiful animals. I’m uncertain what a cobra is.

Not even all the corn in the world could fill this void inside me. I'll go do my morning crawl, that should make me feel better.

[frekktropy]

You crawl? Like an ant?

Not even all the corn in the world could fill this void inside me. I'll go do my morning crawl, that should make me feel better.

[frekktropy]

Is this what you seek?

[frekktropy]

I have discovered the Internet. All the world’s knowledge of Snails is at my disposal.

[frekktropy]

Likewise. We’ll have to arrange another expedition soon when time permits for us both.

Humorously enough, Frekk and I somehow managed to miss each other for nearly three hours. As it turns out he was on the opposite end of the lab as we both made rotations around the building at the same pace. How embarrassing.

[frekktropy]

These things happen sometimes. It was an eventful day regardless.

Humorously enough, Frekk and I somehow managed to miss each other for nearly three hours. As it turns out he was on the opposite end of the lab as we both made rotations around the building at the same pace. How embarrassing.

[frekktropy]

@n-odious-tropy are you here?

I forgot where you said we were to meet, my apologies.

[frekktropy]

@n-odious-tropy are you here?

I forgot where you said we were to meet, my apologies.

[frekktropy]

What do I do with the snails I find who are without their backpacks?

[frekktropy]

@ntropy-masteroftime

For you. I believe this is called a Pie. There is fruit in there.

Did you know cucumber is a fruit?

[frekktropy]

You have a belly button? How obsolete.

Perhaps I have had more wine than usual but have you ever thought for more than five minutes about belly buttons and just how weird they really are?

[frekktropy]

X

@n-odious-tropy I'm waiting in the kitchen.

[frekktropy]

Four weeks ago, I located a small family of mice in the building I've claimed as my shelter. I'm happy to say they are doing quite well and thriving under my care. Their numbers are over a hundred strong.

[frekktropy]

This door says "restricted". What's in here? If exit is for exciting, then I'm very excited to see what is on the other side.

Greetings, I am doctor Nefarious Frekk Tropy. My home dimension is none of your concern, but I have reason to believe all of you are in great danger.

I am here to assist you and give you the tools to save yourselves from your ignorance.

Now, who wants an educational pamphlet?

[frekktropy]

Where does this door lead? Is this how I exit this dimension? If so, I won't be dismissed so easily. It's so primitive...

I am certain I came here for a reason and I must fulfill it.

What other sites are there to see?

Greetings, I am doctor Nefarious Frekk Tropy. My home dimension is none of your concern, but I have reason to believe all of you are in great danger.

I am here to assist you and give you the tools to save yourselves from your ignorance.

Now, who wants an educational pamphlet?