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When the whole party is down but your bard is up

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Do y’all ever think that after the Reaper war Shepard experiences those weird existential interactions that Tony Hawk has with people?

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What’s so bad about periods

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“games aren’t art, huh???” *picture of skyrim*

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schoolwork, friends n family: hello?? focUS ON ME PLS

me, playing a variety of farming sims to cure my winter sadness: y’all hear smth-

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anxiety: everyone hates u me: idk i dont think that- anxiety: everyone hates u and ur mad ugly me: damn u right :/

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hazmat suit with “JUICY” bedazzled on the ass 

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Aaaaaah is screaming, Ahhhhhh is understanding.

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Announcing the forth annual Mass Effect Relationships week from June 1st to June 7th.

This is a chance for us to show some love to all the different relationships within the original Mass Effect trilogy AND Mass Effect Andromeda. Be it romantic, familial, friends, pets (like the space hamster, fish, and pyjacks), bromances, besties, acquaintances, frenimies, enemies, mentors, etc.

Rules:

Everyone is free to contribute.

You can post whatever you want. Such as fanart, gif sets, edits, fanfics, head canons, general discussions, etc.

No ship wars or racist/incestuous/sexist/lgbtq-phobic content.

Please tag mature content with nsfw, and any possible triggers with the relevant tags.

Use the tag: #merweek2020.

Please put this tag as your first tag so I don’t miss it. You can also tag/mention me in your posts if you’re worried I won’t see them.

Any questions, feel free to send me an ask. I’m looking forward to seeing everyones contributions. It’s going to be so much fun! 😃

MERweek 2020 Fanfic and Fanart Prompts  ( made by me this year 😎)

Note: These are suggestions to get you started. You can write or draw whatever your heart desires, as long as it stays within the rules. Also you can use these for edits and gifs too if you want 😊 Day 1: first impressions. Describe or draw the first time they met. How did they meet? What was their first impression? Was it negative, neutral, or positive, and did it stay the same? Day 2: hobbies. Describe or draw their favourite mutual hobbies. What activities do they like to do together? Maybe they are learning new things for the first time? Or one person is teaching the other something they enjoy. Day 3: mass effect + andromeda AU. Describe or draw a moment the two universes collided. Shepard and the Ryder twins could be half siblings or cousins. Characters from both could be related somehow or friends. Maybe even The Illusive Man and Alec Ryder used to be friends and now hate each other. The sky’s the limit! Day 4: we are family. Describe or draw a familiar moment. Are they close, or estranged? Are they blood relatives, or family found with friends? Day 5: emotional moments. Describe or draw a time when one was emotional, whether it be pain or joy. How they handled a death of a loved one. A reunion with someone that they hadn’t seen in a long time. Something that was touching but in a joyful way. Day 6: disagreements. Describe or draw a tense moment. Did they ever disagree about something, or have a huge fight? How did they resolve it? Are they enemies now? Or were they enemies to start with? Day 7: celebrate good times, come on! Describe or draw a moment of celebration. Whether it be a birthday, valentines day, christmas party, anniversary, or any day that is special to them. It could even be a day you created.

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‪If I were The Godfather I would greet everyone based on my daughter’s schedule for the day. “You come to me, on the day of my daughter’s McDonald’s job interview”‬

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“i get my energy from social interaction” “i get my energy from being alone” i get MYenergy from my Sacred Amulet.

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He said y’all can shove it with your unhealthy fitness routines to make male heroes look unrealistically buff. Honestly? King 👑

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Burgled

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“youre gay? you dont look gay”

well shit wtf does a gay look like 

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If you hired a hit man on yourself but also hired a bodyguard, your life depends on who’s better at their job.

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The child of a Mermaid and a Centaur has a 1 in four chance of being a normal human.

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South Korea is seriously protection goals. No wonder they have so low amount of infections.