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I appreciate this interaction.

Even while kidnapped and thrown into the murder dungeon of a masked psychopath who wants to saw off his legs Atem still feels the need to tell him "Bro, you're going to ruin your Yu-Gi-Oh!™ cards doing that!"

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someone needs to make a supercut of ink master that skips over all the ~interpersonal drama~ and obnoxious editing. can i please just see some tattoos in the tattoo competition show -_-

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worlds specialist fish

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Denying a trans reading of Scott Pilgrim not because I don't see it but because if Scott was an egg and Ramona was a trans woman then there'd be no fucking way she'd be adhering to the prime directive this fucking hard whenever he says some egg shit. Scott would talk about his hair or go on about how he wishes he was a lesbian and her face would contort like a deflating basketball from the relatable cringe of it all

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can i be real with u for a second. i can't believe tjere's a real fandom for stuff like genshin impact. imagine if half your dash was posting about raid shadow legends. you'd think it was astroturf

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we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies

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i dunno what it is about leg tattoos that i find so hot. maybe it's playing off the same principles that make stockings sexy. like, legs on their own are cool but not inherently drool-worthy to me. legs partially obscured by fabric or ink?? heart eyes emoji x1000

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nothing makes u feel stupid quite like being a writer. out here googling “rooms in a house” to make sure i didn’t forget one of em. blockhead behavior.

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i tend to lament the fact that i don't really have any meaningful or in-depth knowledge about any subject, even things i'm actually interested in, and that all my understanding is very surface level stuff that doesn't enable me to have any sort of intelligent conversation on the matter. and then i encounter someone who doesn't know what relief sculpture is and it's like. oh yeah. even the stuff i take for granted as the most cursory superficial drivel is new information to someone.

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i fucking hated your shoelaces this entire time

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this is also the woman who kept insisting i should go to grad school so i could have "a real career" even though there was no point committing to grad school before i knew what career i would be pursuing let alone whether a master's degree would benefit me in that pursuit. and then when i finally do, it somehow doesn't count as "being proactive" or "taking charge of my life" and she wishes i had chosen a more "interesting" career path. again despite the repeated insistence that she's ~proud of me no matter what.~ actual insane behavior for real.

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like! fuck you! i already look cute, you just want me to be somehow fundamentally different despite your repeated insistence otherwise! do you have any idea how exhausting it is to have your primary source of emotional support and stability “unintentionally” trying to undermine your self-esteem at every turn and then acting like you’re the psycho bitch for pointing it out??

oh my GOD my mom is fucking deranged i was minding my business heading out for class when out of nowhere she starts going on about how i should “try to look cute for school” and that i could put more effort into my appearance. and then when i explode at her for being a passive-aggressive freak who is always saying rude shit to me she’s like “ohhh why are you being mean to me i didn’t do anything wrong i’m just trying to help you” -_-

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oh my GOD my mom is fucking deranged i was minding my business heading out for class when out of nowhere she starts going on about how i should “try to look cute for school” and that i could put more effort into my appearance. and then when i explode at her for being a passive-aggressive freak who is always saying rude shit to me she’s like “ohhh why are you being mean to me i didn’t do anything wrong i’m just trying to help you” -_-

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yes girl I think it’s incredibly sexy how indecisive you are about every single decision in your life. I also love how you haven’t let anything go since you were 12. can we make out now