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Will looking especially stylish at the Sacramento Concerts in the Park event :-)
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THE CAR SMOKES WEED!!!!! DAMNN HE SMOKES WEED HE IS HIGH!!!!! THE CAR THAT IS FROM THE 60S IS SMOKING WEED!!!!!!! MARI-FUCKING-JUANA !!!!! WEED !!!!!!! HE SMOKES IT!
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siri read a message from my mom (2017)
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This is Wilson. He’s aware that he has something on his face. Waiting for you to get it for him. 12/10
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fun fact: my parents got married on april fools day so when i was 7 i tried to be funny and i made them an anniversary card that said ‘your marriage is a joke’ and my mom cried
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Mario applying “Bowser’s Ghost Cologne” during an optional cutscene in Hotel Mario.
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Homeslice this would be incredible
Screamo covers of operas
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So Snapchat decided to make a creepy update where they show your EXACT location like down to the street. Seriously it’s creepy as fuck. If you need to turn it off, pinch your camera or story screen with two fingers (like zooming and the map will show, click on yourself and go on ghost mode.
SIGNAL BOOST PLEASE
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