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Someone tell me why I went to this mysterious event I knew nothing about then woke up in a boat in the middle of the ocean with an autistic child, an alcoholic doctor, a priest, a stripper and a tradie.

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…I think I died…

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Face reveal.

I got invited to some event and there’s some strange people here and now we’re playing blackjack

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I think sigmund would really like studying the Alice in wonderland characters, like what if in the afterlife he’s hanging with Picasso and a bunch of theatre people then Alice in wonderland characters break a wall and cause chaos.

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Hot take, but honestly penis envy is 100% real. How ELSE do you explain the transgender craze?

That IS true !!!

Now I still need to study transgender people more but I have a hypothesis that when young transgender boys meet their cisgender counterparts, they can sense penis and wonder why the cis penis has such smaller vibes than the transgender penis. This of course leading to segregation of the penis vibes and what I believe to be the leading cause to gender dysphoria as the transgender male penis is too big.

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would you like to see an AI image of sigmund freud with his shirt off and covered in coconut oil press this link here https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=7Ib6fvl5_2w7rGVx

I would never want to see Sigmund Freud shirtless and oiled up and I would never click that link to see shirtless Freud…

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

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what deos it feel like when you are having sex with your girlfriend whos your mother 🤣🤣😂😂😂

p.s i do not trust you. sketchy sketchy man😅😅

Common misconception about the oedipus complex! Men do not actively have sex or want to have sex with their mothers per-say but instead that their first romantic and sexual love is their mother due to evolution!

And I do not have sex with anyone… I do not have a girlfriend…

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I have opened my asks, as a psychologist I believe in sharing my knowledge with everyone !!

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I was recently conducting a study to find the effect of neglectful parenting and if it affects people’s attraction later in life and my colleague tried to question my reliability saying conflating lesbian attraction with trauma is “homophobic”. Smh these anti-freudians…

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The oedipus complex is actually pretty real. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t want to have sexual Intercourse with my mother but think about it… men always want a woman who will take care of them like their mother.

Yet another reason Sigmund Freud is my favourite man in history.