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A cat I met in the woods yesterday

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interview with angelocaris

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has to be the greatest idea anyone ever came up with

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Today's Walrus Is: Mysterious Ronin

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definitely my favorite part of buying toilet paper and paper towels is the Myst-like puzzle game where every package's total amount of Usable Paper Product is expressed not in terms of volume or surface area but instead as a relative expression of how many times more paper is contained in this product than some other product, which itself defines its capacity in relation to others, and so on down the line into infinity. feels like a Blue Prince scenario where i need to press a series of hidden buttons to reveal a breakable wall with a hint behind it that serves as a cipher allowing me to finally convert the capacity of Bounty Double Plus Rolls into square meters, which, when expressed to enough significant digits and interpreted as longitude and latitude, conveys the exact location where i will eventually die

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having anti punitive justice morals sucks because you want to say "man that guy sucks he should get hit with hammers until he dies" but you also want to make it clear you don't think anyone should be put in charge of the 'hit people with hammers until they die" machine.

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Bastard tumblr blog: before you go outside to pokemon go, do not forget to uwu and stay safe okay!!!!!!! Fuck you

Me: wadda hell…….. ….bulnosaur

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i think we should start having episodes which are direct sequels to first/second doctor era serials, but only the missing ones, so that ncuti gatwa can look beautiful and deliver a fantastic monologue as he realises with horror where he is... and then we cut to a single poor-quality frame of william hartnell grimacing

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IT'S GAY TIME by Khyle.@khyleri

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In an incredible reversal, Builder.AI just declared bankruptcy after admitting that they were faking their AI tool with 700 humans

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i'm trying to flirt with this noblewoman but she keeps asking me to demonstrate my flawless sword technique and i don't think she realizes how much effort i'm putting in to make my tits bounce while doing so

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source - the artist was playing around with a bunch of variants, that I'll repost here on the off chance it starts a discussion

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was challenged to draw a lobster girl

would you take her out

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Website fucking sucks

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