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Friend: how do you say i love you in german
Me: ich liebe dich
Friend: i also love dick
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please watch this clip that had me in stitches last night
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*arrives at fifth most populous city in france*
me: Nice
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Man I feel really bad for the Tumblr Staff because I bet they aimed for Tumblr to be a cool, suavé, photographic place for artists but in reality it’s made up of hormonal teenagers who obsess over gay fictional characters, and can’t even handle the reblog button turning green to teal
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I watched this like 50 times today lmfao
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Incredibly couloured ivy on Museum of Natural History in Wroclaw, Poland
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I heard someone swear “you mother fuck!” over the phone the other day, and all I could think of was this
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I feel like 2016 is the historical equivalent of the tunnel boat ride scene in Willy Wonka
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When I meet a friend’s friend and they leave us alone together
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