Imagine being 10 and your mom presenting you with this cake
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born too early to be conceived on the garfield dark ride. born too late to have gay sex on the garfield dark ride. born just in time to watch a video about gay sex on the garfield dark ride
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the last supper was basically jesus cracking open his last cold one w the boys
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Damn……I’m really someone’s future wife. Like I’m really someone’s soul mate! Bitch someone really gon love my ass one day. That’s crazy.
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google search: how to say “I Would Do Anything For You” but make it sound casual
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Where have I been? Yes
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“no homo” I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel.
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the real secret to immortality? not dying. you want to be immortal? ok. easy. just don’t die. that’s it. refuse to die. there you go
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I cant believe exams have killed me
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Friend:
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did an art style thing !! ft the Very Special Boy
links to the artists in this are under the cut!
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Here are some Heathers and BMC stuff
( in the first pic, ignore the legs in the corner)
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