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My mind is full of turtles 

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Reblog if you are 100% okay with a transgender person correcting you if you accidentally misgender them or use their dead name.

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Reblog after voting please!

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conservatives be like My Barney prediction #barney

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I did it

I am a library witch @mrdandygrayemoth

If I became a wizardblogger would ya’ll still like me?

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If I became a wizardblogger would ya’ll still like me?

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GIRL you are GLOWING! GIRL you are RADIOACTIVE! GIRL it's FATAL!

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Tip: You can keep just about any guy in a little bottle on your bookshelf

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@socalgal

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reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

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*takes a fat sip of my tea* what a great day to remember that you cannot “detox” your body, nor do you need to!!! your liver works very hard to do that for you (your liver, coincidentally, does not need to be “detoxed” either).

also a fantastic time to remember that detox/weight loss teas are diuretics and are designed to shit yourself to a certain weight, activated charcoal is useless unless administered as poison control by a medical professional, and please get yourself vaccinated!!!

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dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

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informal poll

“fuck boys get money” means:

a) Forget boys, accrue wealth instead

b) Have sex with boys and get money for it

c) Fuck Boys—ie, boys who fuck—are paid well

d) Argh!! Boys are paid well

e) Shoot, boys sure understand money