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It's my 14 year anniversary on Tumblr? good LORD I AM OLD

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honestly I’m pretty sure this is how my husband feels about listening to me yell about hockey

shit the leafs got kicked out of the playoffs two weeks ago and i forgot to remind yall about how in my shop, in the deep cut canadian stickers, THESE exist:

for the leafs fan in your life and the person who's life is FULL of leafs fans

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love a good mythbusters reference

req'd by @aleph-sharp

a reality where you aren't allergic to dairy?

text: I reject your reality and substitute my own

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Have the guts to look them all in the eye and warn them first.

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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

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and what if I told you nine was less afraid of love than ten. what then.

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pioneering something called "gritted teeth optimism" where everything is gonna turn out okay even if i have to bite and claw and gnash my way through it

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Finn is good at being round.

Tabitha is slightly less good at being round but still very cute.

Sabrina is…we don’t know what’s wrong with her.

req’d by @catboygeno

where is my cat tax i would like to see the cat orb

text: Corb (cat orb)

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not screaming in this photo but this is Finn and he likes to run up to me, scream, then run away.

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cat tax is due, lemme see photos of screamy baby

text: -high pitch screams of cat noises- Me: “No! You cannot go outside!” -More screams of a cat-

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it’s been ten years and i can confirm that everything still happens so much. happy anniversary king

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Press play, the audio is worth it.

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oof I relate to this one hard - my building is closed so I’m literally the only employee here and I am 100% losing my mind

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YAAAAAAAY

text: Buckle up! Get ready!! To be bored!!!

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ah. I’ve begun packing all the new Canadian Sticker orders in and my pen has immediately died.

looks like yall are getting quill labelled envelopes, that was my last ballpoint

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this was posted in a discord chat I’m in and it is by far the best thing I’ve ever seen.

EDIT: I DIDN’T MAKE THIS. IF YOU KNOW WHO DID PLEASE TAG SO I CAN THANK THEM PROFUSELY

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I mean I’m a Bruins fan so I’ve had my fair share of hockey-related meltdowns but this is amazing

req’d by @asteriskindigo

oh god i remember that i loved that 

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