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It's really simple. If you're born with a vagina and you naturally have elevated testosterone levels, you're a man. If you have a vagina and you take testosterone, you're a woman. But also if you have a vagina, you'll never be a man. But also if you have higher testosterone then you were never a woman. Woman never yes man a vagina testosterone no was an elevated. Vagina man.

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listen to me right now: stop wasting precious time waiting to dress sluttier until you're smaller. you have a limited number of slut hours before you die and barring cosmic interference you will Never obtain more of them. wear the crop top

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calling my device with a ballooning battery “pregnant ☹️☹️☹️”

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id tag game changer spoilers but what does that even mean at this point

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Beautiful cow who is mooing at you

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As someone who has organized a gangbang, it is SO HARD to Wrangle People towards the sexy parts and away from the crafted table of snacks which just so happens to be in front of your book shelf and OMG you have THIS gaming System?? That was Kickstarter exclusive! Like, no. Stop. Please return the game book to the shelf and remove your clothes. Please?

well thank god it's not just me

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THEY MIGHT HAVE FIGURED OUT WHATS CAUSING LONG COVID?!?!???

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my empire of dirt!!!❤️❤️❤️ #MyDirt

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Leonid Pasternak  (Ukrainian, 1862–1945) - The Torments of Creative Work

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He dreams of Paris

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is this okay

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me, unloading a fitted sheet from the dryer: *squinting* what's that you've got in your mouth

fitted sheet: nothing :)))))))

me, prying open its twisted jaws: na-ah!!! give it to me RIGHT now!!

fitted sheet: *resentfully spits out a wad of 3 very damp dishtowels, a pillowcase, and a pathetically sodden washcloth*

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A comic about a vampire and a friend

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frolicking with mama :)

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i really enjoy looking through reddit threads related to death metal because the replies sound like a groupchat for cartoon villains

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🏳️‍⚧️Coming Out🏳️‍⚧️

I'm trans.

Happy pride month.