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Shitty parents will guilt their kids about how much they have to suffer to put a roof over their head, like having kids was the only reason they had to grudgingly give up on a lifelong dream of being homeless.

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Just in case any of you are wondering why I seem to have become so much more hostile, aggressive and unlikeable lately, we just got a functioning AC unit in our apartment like a week ago. And since the temperature inside the apartment has gone down to habitable levels, I've actually been able to do things like eating food and sleeping properly, so I've got a lot more energy to be a huge cunt.

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gordon ramsey: is the food good here?

underpaid server: 

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dichotomy? more like dyke hot 2 me #feminism

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something awful happening on this blog where i post arguments that historian is a proper profession and not a glorified hobby and then post news that a major us university has halted all language studies admissions (including classics and other historical languages) and is revising its entire undergrad curriculum because they deem anything not english and not ''''american'''' superfluous and not beneficent.

your anti-intellectualism does not exist in a vacuum. the humanities is not a hobby. scholars are not the enemy. administrations working with and bowing down to a fascist regime are, and this is what kills diversity and critical thought. this is another form of censorship.

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Sooo I’ve just read all the young dudes and wow I’m obsessed!!! So now I need help with what I should read next? I’m gonna wait a bit to atyd Sirius pov! But I kinda want to read a Jegulus fic!! So what should I read? I’m thinking maybe crimson rivers but would rather read something that is canon compliant! However I can be convinced!

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Fun fact: you can avoid midlife crisis by literally simply just skipping it. Straight-up just skip being middle-aged. Once I turned 30 and aged out of the "young adult" bracket, I skipped straight into being a weird little old man. Record youngest bizarre old geezer in generations. Now if I'm lucky and play my cards right, I've got like 80 or 90 years of being a weird lttle old man left in me. If I manage to do a hundred, I'm going to start telling people that the secret to living to 130 is that I ate an entire pine cone every single day.

That, or that I can't die because heaven isn't taking me and the devil owes me money so he's avoiding me.

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Why did they phrase this in the funniest way possible. Al Pacino’s horrible emotional support moustache to help him cope with his character’s bisexuality.

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i love confusing my elderly (millennial) brother with gen z slang

i’ll say what is basically complete gibberish then be like “bro you’re unc” when he doesn’t understand

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[Another alternate Titans Tower because I'm not done]

Tim, at the tower talking to Dick over comms: You know what would be crazy? Jason Todd being the Red Hood

Tim: But that's just a theory.

Tim, in his best MatPat voice: A game theory!

Jason, appearing out of nowhere: What the fuck how did you know

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Barbara: I would like to propose- Dick: *perks up* Barbara: -an idea. Dick, disappointed: Oh.

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Pandora: so, what do you like to do for fun

Barty: melting stuff

Pandora: so is it like art?

Barty: yea you can melt art

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If you put a dish in a dishwasher, it gets washed. If you put a shirt in a dishwasher, it gets shredded and breaks the machine.

If you put a shirt in a washing machine, it gets washed. If you put a dish in a washing machine, it gets shattered and breaks the machine.

Maybe you are not weak. They just put you into the wrong washer.

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Okay, english is not my first language so this might be a matter of communication issues: when I say "children are not directly and instantly traumatised by the sight of a natural naked human body", I mean the bodies of living people. Seeing a corpse in some state of decomposition, without being properly introduced to the idea beforehand within clearly defined boundaries is obviously traumatising to a child, regardless of whether the cadaver is clothed or not.

What I am talking about is children seeing people they know in various states of undress in normal home context. But in case you really are claiming that children are by default scarred for life at the sight of people with no clothes on, you guys are just weird.

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6 for creativity, -10 for flavour

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When I was a kid, I didn't know trans men existed. I thought that nobody actually likes being a girl, that's just something that unfortunately happens to you, and you just gotta suck it up and pretend to be happy about it. Something vaguely about how it'd be shameful to admit you'd rather be a man because that's not The Feminist Stance, you just gotta grit your teeth and endure that shit and insist that you prefer it that way.

When I first learned that female-to-male transitioning even exists at all, my first thought was to wonder "why hasn't every woman done this?" How has this been kept secret so well that all women haven't flocked to transitioning if that's a thing you can do?

It was only over years that it actually sunk in that yeah no, women really do just want to be women, like genuinely. For the first 12 or 13 years of my life I wasn't aware that trans men exist, but in a more vague and unaware sense, I did not believe that cis women exist.