once again doing style studies in my free time and i’ve circled back around to gerard’s style. really enjoying parsing out the staples of his style and what makes it so appealing to me while also figuring out how to make it work with my own skills and quirks
when it's time for prison live so you bring out the nerd rizz
gerard: "alright alright i'm gonna tell you all a story - cause it's story time. OWWW once, there was a mighty dragon.. spewing fire all over the land. and ONCE there was a handsome prince with a big long silver shiny sword and a big black horse.. and he went into the lair of the dragon.. and he stuck his sword right into the belly of the beast"
People who talk about oat lattes and cuffed jeans and shit as bisexual traits are actually undercover CIA agents dedicated to making bisexuality lame as all hell
Customer: THIS IS THE USERNAME I HAVE FOR SEVERAL AUTOMOTIVE ONLINE FORUMS. TECHNICALLY IT MEANS A RECURRENCE OF A PAST CONDITION.
DMV: COULD BE DRUG REFERENCE
Verdict: DENIED