🌵🌵 elf || 26 yrs || it/they/he || ocs, cowboys, horses, other stuff || 💜 @kamiporterbridges 💜 05/07/24 !! || icon by @/gallusgalluss, header by @/tarantulacage 🌵🌵
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Affirmations pt 1
I HAVE ONE MILLION DOLLAR
Money flow to me instantly
My ass look good in all clothing
I Always win Spider Solitaire
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overheard these two guys talking and they're like. very obviously cowboys and one of them goes "man when I was young I used to think everyone had horses I didn't even know there were ppl w/o horses" and the other one goes "shows how horseified we are"
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While my wigan field spell is active, pey wet counts as a gravy monster!
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tumblr today as the one indie gamer who hasn't played hollow knight:
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funniest thing thats happened in chile so far. boyfriends college convinced i am here to steal knowledge or something despite;
- not being fluent in any means of the word
- this not being my major. im a social sciences student not a teacher.
- allowing OTHER people who ARE fluent in the language be in the class who are not enrolled students. this security guard was a complete stickler.
anyways this is my story of crashing on the couch in my boyfriends college lest i be The Knowledge Stealerrrrrrrrr
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I think everyone who is writing Kim as a Cool™️ guy should remember that if you convince him to tell you a secret he tells you that he smoked weed a few times as a teenager. And then if you say that everyone's smoked weed he gets defensive bc, "even this minor act of rebellion is important to the lieutenant's self-construction." I just don't think this is a man who is particularly adventurous in his day to day life
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I think it’s time to dig up old Victorian dead people names
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these youtuber apologies keep getting less and less genuine but at least they addressed it ig🤷♀️
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something i have to be careful about when writing is to go "am i doing a high school musical right now"
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I try not to put stupid shit on blast too often but I'm having an annoying day. Poem is a really strong word for this if I'm honest. ☹️
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i hate when ppl act like the only reason to not like a "sad" ending is because you can't take it or whatever. personally as a tragedy enjoyer, i hate a poorly written ending. i hate an ending that is just kind of a bummer. i hate an ending that feels mean-spirited to the audience. i hate an ending that's redundant. i love a sad ending that is thematically consistent, poignant, and bespoke to the rest of its narrative.
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