fritz-wulf
fritz-wulf
I don't know shit about fuck
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he/him, 30 ✨ bi/pan 💕 Obsessed with Homestuck, FNAF and Helluva Boss atm!!! Art account: @fritzwulf
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fritz-wulf · 7 hours ago
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fireflies are disappearing. fireflies are going disappearing bc our obsession with “perfect” lawns bereft of native flowers & full of pesticides that kill even the bugs we deem likeable, bc of urbanizations that destroys their homes, because of the light pollution that disrupts their mating habits & their communication.
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fritz-wulf · 7 hours ago
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silly seals from outer space
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fritz-wulf · 7 hours ago
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reblog this and put in the tags something you watched that terrified you as a child. i was so scared of the hot sauce in spongebob that i refused to be in the room when it was on
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fritz-wulf · 7 hours ago
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observation: among a certain subset of tumblr users, the term “blorbo” has become unchic, but the concept it describes is still important; and so it has been replaced with “The Character”
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fritz-wulf · 7 hours ago
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for just right now,
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fritz-wulf · 7 hours ago
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you guys are all so funny tonight haha ;)... *let’s the strap of my dress fall down my shoulder*
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fritz-wulf · 7 hours ago
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fritz-wulf · 7 hours ago
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Shhh sleeping
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fritz-wulf · 7 hours ago
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Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car
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fritz-wulf · 8 hours ago
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I think mostly what young fandom types (and I guess younger people in general) who are very very invested in the idea that “20 is still basically a minor” need to understand is that the feeling of “I’m just a child pretending to be an adult, and everyone else around me is a REAL adult” is DEEPLY universal (and won’t stop, ever, by the way, sorry!) and also is not, like, praxis.
Believe me, I get it, but the self-infantilization needs to stop, especially when you’re trying to engage in conversations about actual children and the harms they can face. Yes, it is scary to wake up and realize you’re 22 and you still feel like you’re 15, but it happens to all of us. You’re an adult. You have to deal with it.
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fritz-wulf · 17 hours ago
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if chapter 4 did anything its that it reminded me how zooted she is for the lizard
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fritz-wulf · 17 hours ago
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I'm keeping an eye out for heat stroke in my area and I can't figure out what a full body flush would look like on dark skin since all the pictures are just fake training pictures. Anyone have video/pics of a heat stroke flush on black skin?
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fritz-wulf · 17 hours ago
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✨🏳️‍⚧️ A short pride comic, hope you’re all well 🏳️‍⚧️✨
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fritz-wulf · 17 hours ago
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martin ....
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fritz-wulf · 17 hours ago
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trans people will literally go “i have a complicated relationship with my history with gender and sometimes see it as a gender i ‘used to be’ and i don’t really look like a cis person of either gender and i don’t think i can fit it into simple categories” and everyone will spontaneously combust
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fritz-wulf · 17 hours ago
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Level 10 burgers event imminent. There is no time to evacuate, shelter in place immediately.
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fritz-wulf · 17 hours ago
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me when my empire isn't decaying
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