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fireflies are disappearing. fireflies are going disappearing bc our obsession with “perfect” lawns bereft of native flowers & full of pesticides that kill even the bugs we deem likeable, bc of urbanizations that destroys their homes, because of the light pollution that disrupts their mating habits & their communication.
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silly seals from outer space
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reblog this and put in the tags something you watched that terrified you as a child. i was so scared of the hot sauce in spongebob that i refused to be in the room when it was on
#the goblins in labyrinth scared the piss out of me as a kid#id hide every time the bedroom scene came on#i had so many fucking nightmares of them lurking in my house#one dream a goblin was hiding behind my grandmas rocking chair and i got so mad and beat it to a bloody pulp#never had those dreams after that???
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observation: among a certain subset of tumblr users, the term “blorbo” has become unchic, but the concept it describes is still important; and so it has been replaced with “The Character”
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for just right now,
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you guys are all so funny tonight haha ;)... *let’s the strap of my dress fall down my shoulder*
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Shhh sleeping
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Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car
#as someone who drives around a lot for a living (doordash) yeah. big agree#had to drive thru a rainstorm today and was white knuckled on that steering wheel#im always overly aware of how fucking surreal it is that we just have big metal machines going faster than any human should#zooming around each other#and if one slightly clips another you could fucking die#you just have to trust everyone else on the road#and living in abq which was voted worst drivers city in the us thats a tough thing to avoid lol
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I think mostly what young fandom types (and I guess younger people in general) who are very very invested in the idea that “20 is still basically a minor” need to understand is that the feeling of “I’m just a child pretending to be an adult, and everyone else around me is a REAL adult” is DEEPLY universal (and won’t stop, ever, by the way, sorry!) and also is not, like, praxis.
Believe me, I get it, but the self-infantilization needs to stop, especially when you’re trying to engage in conversations about actual children and the harms they can face. Yes, it is scary to wake up and realize you’re 22 and you still feel like you’re 15, but it happens to all of us. You’re an adult. You have to deal with it.
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if chapter 4 did anything its that it reminded me how zooted she is for the lizard
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I'm keeping an eye out for heat stroke in my area and I can't figure out what a full body flush would look like on dark skin since all the pictures are just fake training pictures. Anyone have video/pics of a heat stroke flush on black skin?
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✨🏳️⚧️ A short pride comic, hope you’re all well 🏳️⚧️✨
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martin ....
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trans people will literally go “i have a complicated relationship with my history with gender and sometimes see it as a gender i ‘used to be’ and i don’t really look like a cis person of either gender and i don’t think i can fit it into simple categories” and everyone will spontaneously combust
#trans#wait really?#i thought that was a pretty average trans experience like not everyone thinks lik that but ???#like I always felt boy adjacent (called self tomboy bc i didnt know what trans was) but like I was raised and experienced life as a girl#as irriating as it was for me#and thats kinda not something i can just throw away#as it really impacted how other people interacted with me and how i had to experience life#but like. im a guy now! and as soon as I realized I could be a guy socially and internally i was like holy shit FUCK yeah thats what I want!#everyone has a different experience and a different approach on their gender and thats ok! god forbid ppl think differently about themselves
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Level 10 burgers event imminent. There is no time to evacuate, shelter in place immediately.
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me when my empire isn't decaying
#us politics#trump#this fucking moron. this absolute dipshit. this stupid fucking embarrassment of a man.#you cant just yell at people to fix your mistakes you pompous pile of orange garbage#god forbid he realize the consequences of any of his actions ever#i hate it here
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