fritzsvarietyshow
fritzsvarietyshow
an on fire sewer rat begging for scraps
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fritzsvarietyshow · 3 months ago
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quit
they’re makin me work at walmart 😭
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fritzsvarietyshow · 3 months ago
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alternatively: give them $12 to do manual labor at your supermegafuckmarket
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fritzsvarietyshow · 3 months ago
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new diary just dropped it’s called tumblr.com
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fritzsvarietyshow · 3 months ago
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update: i’m 20 years old
oh good heavens a pinned post
please please please interact with me but if you're weird i will block you and purchase a billboard in times square to publicly shame you
do not message me if you're a minor, i am almost 20 years old and not a fan of minecraft youtubers like that. feel free to interact in other ways though, i do not care
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fritzsvarietyshow · 3 months ago
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they’re makin me work at walmart 😭
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fritzsvarietyshow · 11 months ago
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Thank you so much for your Kaz bot on J.AI! It's perfect and so much fun to interact with
i thought i escaped this
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fritzsvarietyshow · 1 year ago
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maternal instinct, may go hand in hand with weddings
First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die
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How you dying 👀
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fritzsvarietyshow · 1 year ago
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ouuugggh
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fritzsvarietyshow · 1 year ago
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I truly hate the word "unalive." There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them.
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fritzsvarietyshow · 1 year ago
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shipping two characters not in a romantic way and not in a platonic way but in a secret third way
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fritzsvarietyshow · 1 year ago
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this could be me
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fritzsvarietyshow · 1 year ago
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I took a nap and forgot Belphegor existed, so when I woke up and saw this thing it jump-scared me
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fritzsvarietyshow · 1 year ago
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fritzsvarietyshow · 1 year ago
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fritzsvarietyshow · 1 year ago
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NO
I CANT STOP LUAGHING IDK HOW I THOUGHT OF THIS
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fritzsvarietyshow · 1 year ago
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