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Floki the trickster
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Hey there handsome. Lookin good Brad. Way to go budy. Nice job bubbas
I need some masc compliments now
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Masterlist
Javier Peña (Narcos) x Reader
Series
Landslide - It’s been ten years since Javier left her on their wedding day, fleeing to Colombia without a word. And now they’ve both returned to Laredo, forced to face each other for the first time since. But things have changed. The years of silence and loneliness have only driven them further apart. The question is whether or not that rift can be mended.
Chapter One, Chapter Two, Chapter Three, Chapter Four, Chapter Five
One Shots
When We Were Young - Reader is the woman that Javier left behind on the day they were to be married. She sees him again ten years later, when he returns to Laredo for a short break from hunting Escobar.
When It’s Finally Over - Javier comes home after the death of Pablo Escobar.
Marry Me - Javier has another wedding to attend.
You Should Be Here - Javier is hit hard by your absence after the DEA finally wins against Escobar.
Some Things You Just Can’t Speak About - Reader and Javier work through the emotional baggage that comes with their jobs in Colombia. Unofficial Prequel to When It’s Finally Over (but can be read as a standalone).
Drabbles
Jealous Kiss
Oberyn Martell (Game of Thrones) x Reader
One Shots
The Kings Who Are Gone - Reader visits the ruins of Sunspear after Dorne is conquered. Based on the song “Jenny of Oldstones” from Game of Thrones.
Drabbles
“What a pretty sight.” // “Well, fine; just this once.”
“You’re special to me.”
Oberyn comforts Reader after a nightmare
Agent Whiskey/Jack Daniels (Kingsman: The Golden Circle) x Reader
One Shots
Need You Now - It’s been a year and a half since Reader left Jack, but when she receives a voicemail late one night she wonders if she made the right decision.
Closer to Heaven (And Closer to You) - Jack spends a few tender, post-coital moments with Reader.
Drabbles
“I want to take care of you.”
Frankie “Catfish” Morales (Triple Frontier) x Reader
Drabbles
“Don’t leave me…” // “I came to say goodbye.” // “Hold me and never let me go.”
“Dance with me.” // “This is why I fell in love with you.”
Frankie comforts Reader after a stressful week
Headcanons
Cooking with Frankie
Sunsets with Frankie
Din Djarin (The Mandalorian) x Reader
Series
Kir’manir
Chapter One: Beroya, Chapter Two: Narudar, Chapter Three: Ruusaanyc, Chapter Four: Cuyanir
One Shots
Touch - The Mandalorian is hurting and touch-starved.
No Living Thing - The Mandalorian has never shown his face to another living thing since he swore the Creed.
Goodnight - The Mandalorian returns to the Razor Crest after a particularly long hunt.
Vaar’tur (Morning) - The Mandalorian savors precious moments in the early morning.
There Can Be Peace - Sometimes the Mandalorian just needs space to talk and a place to be at peace.
Solace - The Mandalorian finds solace in the place he leasts expects to.
Among the Stars - The Mandalorian voices his doubts about his Creed and his ability to uphold it. Prequel to Solace (but can be read as a standalone).
The Beginning of Goodbye - The Mandalorian comes to terms with the fact that he will have to eventually give up his Foundling.
Drabbles
The Mandalorian getting flustered when Reader teases him
“You never cared about me before, so why start caring now?” “…because I love you.”
“Could you give me a hand?” “I could, but will I?”
“Tell me something I don’t know.” “Your eye twitches when you get annoyed.” “Only because it’s you that annoys me.” // “Where are you taking me?” “You need to relax more. You need to see the world around you, and find some sort of peace within yourself…even if it is just for a little while.”
The Mandalorian comforts the Reader after a stressful time
The Mandalorian tells the Child the story of how he fell in love with Reader
“Shh. Come here. It’s just a nightmare.”
“I’d hurt anyone who ever left a scar on you.”
“I lost the baby.”
“I haven’t slept in four days…”
“Don’t leave me.” // “Go back to bed.”
Shy Kiss
“We Can Never Be Together” Kiss
One Word Prompt: “Remove”
Ezra (Prospect) x Reader
Headcanons
Taking Care of Injuries with Ezra
Touch Starved Ezra
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The Helmet ((MANDALORIAN))
Warning(s): Smut (duh), detail orgasm, slight fluff, dirty talk
Summary: Mando finally takes off his mask to show himself to you and the child, you can’t resist to kiss him and keep your hands off from him.
Words: 1850
Paring: Mando x reader Fem!
His shiny helmet slowly showed his chin that was lightly covered with hair, his lips slowly showed as well. A shade of pink that looked rough. He also had some sort of a mustache. Then his eyes sparkled, they were a dark brown that you immediately fell in love with. His hair was almost the same color of his eyes, a bit darker. It had a curl to it, but it might have been cause it was a mess. His face had a glare of sweat covering from forehead to neck.
You proceed to stand up with the child in your hands. He seemed of wanting to touch Mando’s face. His big eyes loved Mando so much and seemed very happy to see his true face. But so was you. Your hand found its way to his face and traced your fingers along his jawline. Mando’s eyes stared at your amazement, he always thought you where adorable.
You look back up at Mando, as well as the child. “You looked different in my head…” Your voice softly spoke. “Is that a bad thing?” His voice was slightly different and much more appropriate for him. “Not at all.” A smile crept onto your face as both of you stare into each other’s eyes. The child gigglings and choos broke that stare and brought you back.
“He seems to like what he sees.” You chuckle slightly at seeing Mando’s face light up see the child love him. “Do you buddy?” He picks him up from your arms and holds him, quite unsure how to approach him. The child grabbed out to hold his nose, his little hands held his face. It was the cutest thing you have ever seen hands down, and seeing Mando’s reaction was more priceless. A giant smile was plastered on his face and eyes wide with happiness. His laugh was perfect for him and was music to your ears. It was the first time he’s ever laughed in front of you.
Your eyes beam with love as you watched the child adore Mando, he couldn’t stop giggling at him. “He really really like you!” You say as Mando looks down at you once again. The child let’s go of his grip and just stares in awe at him. “I think he wants you back.” Mando hands him back to you and the little smile on his face was too much for you.
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Eyes closed shut.
Fandom: Star Wars
Pairing: The Mandalorian x Reader
Warnings: smut
Request: none, can you believe I’ve gotten no requests for Mando??? a Crime.
Word Count: 1.5 k Part two
The cantina is dark, it’s late at night, neon laserlight signs that are half burnt out flicker against grey walls. You can feel the colours on your face, blue and green flash across your eyes, they shine against his armour, reflecting brightly and gaining your attention.
This planet is a traveller’s planet, no one stays long, it’s made up of various cantinas, refuelling stations and ship bays like the one you work at where you sell ship parts. He probably doesn’t even plan to stay the night but you hope you can change his mind.
“Hey, handsome,” you quip as you lean your elbows against the cool metal bartop, looking over you shoulder at him with heavy lashes and a sly smirk. He isn’t drinking, he’s sitting in silence thinking about something.
“Handsome? I’m wearing a helmet,” he deadpans but there’s a bit of amusement in that voice of his.
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Holy shit. Your writing is so good it’s illegal. If it’s good with you, can you write one where the reader is a fellow hunter and is partners with Din for a while. Kinda follows the plot of chapter 5 with Toro Calican. He keeps flirting with the reader and makes moves on her. Clearly reader isn’t interested because she’s got feelings for Din and Din can’t help but get jealous. He gets all protective, reader confesses and leads to smut (if you’re up to it of course) lol thanks lovie 💓
A/N: This takes place during ep. 5 and there are a few time skips. Hope you like it, cuz it took a bit of time to write. :)
Warning(s): Daddy kink, slap kink, slight Dom. & Sub., detailed orgasm (m.&f.)
Summary: Toro Calican ‘trys’ to flirt with you, Mando can’t help but get jealous. Which soon turns into you confessing your feeling for him, which turns into sex. Aka the request ;)
Words: 4788
You watch as the Mandalorian put down the sleeping child in the small room. You look up towards him with a questionable face. “You think it’s a good idea to leave him here? All alone?” He looks down at you, he adored that you truly care for the small creature. “He will be fine.” His voice calm and monotone.
You both proceed to walk down the ship to meet with an older woman who seemed very bright and quite nice. We quickly shared a few words about how bad the ship was, Mando didn’t seem as happy to be getting told how shit his ship was. Quite frankly it needed work. But Mando handed the money, making sure to pay her just enough for her to watch the actual ship.
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Mando walked ahead of you, he stood tall and was tough, while you were small in comparison and didn’t seem as tough as much as you thought you did. You actually liked to know that Mando would and could beat the living shit out of someone for you. It was strange in your opinion, but you had fallen in love with the Mandalorian. He let you in after he picked you up on a hunt together, and he had fallen for you as well. He loved your company on longer missions or short ones, and he cherished the time you would play with the child to let him fly the ship.
You walked into the little bar, seeing all types of people, bots, and creatures. “Hey droid I’m a hunter, I’m looking for some work…” He said quietly as he walked up to the counter. The droid did not hesitate to answer. “Unfortunately the bounty guild no longer operates from Tatooine.” Mando seemed frustrated by this, standing more up straight. “I’m not looking for guild work.” “I am afraid that does not improve your situations, at least by my calculation-” The droid stopped by a man from behind us. “Think again, Tin Can!” A young man who seemed to be the same age as you sat with his feet up on the table. Very calm, but picked his next words carefully. “If your looking for work, take a seat, my friends.” Both of you turned to face him, he was handsome, but definitely not your type. Your type was more of the Mandalorian than anything else.
Mando stared at you as you look at the young man. Both of you walk towards the table he sat at, letting down his feet to talk to you both clearly. “Name’s Toro, Toro Calican.” He said sending a wink your way. You could tell the Mando wasn’t the happiest about Toro’s actions by clenching his fist under the table. You took notice and touched his arm, his hand almost immediately softened. He also loved that about you, how easily you can make him feel calmer in a matter of seconds.
Toro finished talking about the bounty, you and Mando already knew this guy was new. Very new, just by the bounty he was paying us to do. “Should be an easy job.” Toro looked back at you, Mando knew the look he gave you, he stared at you like that all the time. Mando quickly stood up ready to leave, done with this job and done with Toro. “Well good luck with that.” Toro seemed surprised, you also stood up to chase Mando as he was about to leave. “Wait, wait wait. Hey, I thought you needed work?” “How long have you been with the guild?” You asked smug, already knowing he was gonna lie. “Long enough sweetheart.” He answers full of himself, you were taken back from his words. “Clearly not..” Mando was done with Toro and his subtle, not so subtle hints towards you. “.. Fennce Shand is an elite mercenary, she made her name killing for the top crime syndicates. Including the Hurts.” His voice stern as he continued. “If you go after her, you won’t make it past sunrise.” You practically took the words from Mando’s mouth.
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WHAT IN THE FUCK IS WITH ME AND MASKED CHARACTERS ITS UNFAIR I HAVE MENTAL ILLNESS I REFUSE
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Why am I so unnaturally attracted to tutles. This shit sucks. I don't want daddy issues, take them back
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I just want to fuck someone so bad. I want them to shake and bed under me while I force them to call my name. Call me their god, and to cry out to me devoting their everything to me.
Just a thought.
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